Spartacus: Blood and Sand Rewatch - Episode 2: Sacramentum Gladiatorum
Sex Scene: 2
“Cock”: 4
“Cunt”: 2
“Kill Them All”: 2
Whip Cracks: 10
Slow motion Face Punch: 1
Memorable Death: Marcus dying in 0.2 seconds against Barca, I laughed, oops.
Favourite Line: “Wake me when it’s time to die again.”
- “The gods themselves could not keep me from your side” – I love how this show talks about love, it’s freaking beautiful.
- How awkward that he’s dreaming about sex with his wife right now.
- They cut all his hair off but like Barca has the longest hair, why does no one cut that off? I know the answer, because it’s beautiful that’s why!
- The first moments of the ludus, my heart’s all a flutter.
- Naevia!!!!
- Lucretia is a goddess. That is all.
- This is the first sex scene that includes the slaves servicing their masters. It was weird the first time I watched it and it’s a little odd still but I’m weirdly accustomed to it now.
- Wait, everyone has slaves to scrape them??? Where the hell did these slaves go, I swear we never see them again.
- Aww Pietros is scraping Barca, that’s definitely some foreplay.
- Also, first full frontal penis on the show, but not the last.
- Oh look, already the second penis.
- “Well lick my hole, the pig fucker’s still alive” THESE ARE CRIXUS’ FIRST WORDS ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!!!!
- Ashur -________________________- it’s so annoying that he’s such a well done character that you actually kinda like him at first, or you at least root for him.
- Varro!!!!!
- OENOMAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Kerza’s ‘Fugitivuis’ face tattoo, is that supposed to be some kind of Foreshadowing?
- Seriously is Barca always posing?
- Gnaeus -___________-
- One of the gladiators looks like Rhaskos, is he really in this early???? HE IS!
- Ooohhhh the first whip crack!!! Gives me shivers.
- Doctore’s first speech is so cringe worthy, talking about fighting like it’s fucking, so cringey.
- “Hot damn”, my reaction to Spartacus catching the whip.
- The first Crixus and Spartacus fight!!!
- Doctore called Spartacus “little rabbit.” I’m dying!
- The slave with the one arm, never to be seen again.
- Wow, I didn’t even notice the cute Barca/Pietros moment before. But they are actually kinda cute.
- Varro’s crooked smile =[
- “You were belched from the cunt of the underworld.”
- The first “Your will, my hands”
- Varro is totally the big brother of the recruits.
- Oh! They’re talking about Glaber being a patron!!!!!! Wow, hey there story line!
- VARRO SAID THE FIRST “JUPITER’S COCK”!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s my favourite expression ever!
- “Tongue the words in his ear” - such weird phrasing but historically correct.
- Glaber smelling the thigh ribbon is fucking creepy.
- Ilithyia was such a bimbo princess at the start, oh how she’s grown.
- “What if they went insane all at once, clambering for blood” Foreshadow Ilithyia.
- The first Ilithyia / Lucretia kiss
- Batiatus has a slave with a very pronounced stomach, I find it weird for slaves to be tubby/fat/large, like shouldn’t they all be rail thin, they are slaves afterall?????
- “You are the most dangerous of animals, beast born of the heart.” – this is the biggest parallel to what Spartacus said about Glaber in last episode.
- “A man must accept his fate, or be destroyed by it”!!
- “Not every venture ends in climax” “A fact known well to every woman” – I love this show!
- “Fight you Thracian bitch” – I don’t want to like anything Ashur does, ever, but dammit he has some good lines
- I love myself a good oath.
