I know in the past you gave us ranks for the “package” sizes and ecto body types of the original boys and mafia boys so this is me asking if we can get that for the new boys and hotel boys and any other skeles we may have missed :3
Here’s the other ranking But lets do the rankings with everyone. I wanted noted tho 1 doesn’t necessarily mean just size, there may be other elements at play. Like length x girth, knowledge on how to use, piercings or knots and my own bias and preference might affect this so take what you want from these numbers and interpret them how you want. It could be based off one of those things I listed or maybe not, you choose. I’ll rank first then do the description of the other’s ectos 🙂
Ecto Bodies! PART 1, PART 2
Axe
-He a large boy! All the delicious curves and chunk giving him more muscle. Since food was sparse and his skull got bashed his brain still thinks he is starving and will horde food onto his ecto giving him his lovely plump body
Crooks
-Almost the opposite of his brother and concerningly skinny. His spine ridges stretch his ecto and you can still see his ribs. He just can’t seem to gain weight back and has a hard time keeping up his ecto
Error
-is kind of pudgy (just like sans). He’s on the lower end of an obese scale just sort of tittering on the edge. He’s can’t gain or lose weight so he is forever trapped in this ecto
Ink
-On the more muscle side. Like a person who works out occasionally but does it to stay healthy and not gain muscle. He’s probably the most average body type.
Nightmare
-gooey. And under the goo? More goo! He’s very flat, at an average weight but you think he might be a bit smaller in size to some other sans Variants and he just hides it under the goo!
Dream
-Large arms from his archery but the rest of him just looks healthy.
Killer
-sort of jacked from all the time he spent hunting underground. He definitely doesn’t skip leg day and he has arms to match. The build gives the vibe of someone who stumbled onto the muscles he gained rather than working out to specifically achieve them.
Daydream
-Is super fit. He has rock hard muscles that he trained hard for and unlike Blue he doesn’t hide it!
Mint
-He always seems to be titering on the edge of rock hard abs. No matter how hard he trains he can’t seem to go off that edge and is forever trapped looking like someone who could be a superhero build if they trained harder.
Mango
- a blacksmith build. Real Muscles, not the chisled kind, hidden under thick and baggy clothes that help him lift, bend and shape metal in his workshop.
Lust
-He has narrow shoulders and slightly larger hips, even in his male form. It’s more obvious in his female form.
Charm
-pole dancer muscles on a thin frame. If you didn’t know what you were looking for they would be well hidden and you could easily confuse him for just being skinny
Wine
-great tits. In his male form he has more of a soldier's build. Balanced and agile with few obvious muscles that look purposefully sculpted.
Coffee
-A skinny little string bean. If you look close you might notice some muscle mass built up around his arms but otherwise he’s just tall and skinny.
Black
-another soldiers build but where Wine is built for agility Black seems built for strength and self defence, with bigger muscles and more protective pudge built around them.
Mutt
-a sleepers build. Looks thin but has layers of built up muscle. Him and Syrup’s bodies are pretty close when compared but Mutt’s shoulders and overall frame are larger.
Vi
-Another soldier, another build. Him and Wine both have agility builds but Vi has less muscles visible.
Money
-Just like Orange and Rifle he has a very svelte build. His thinness probably comes from his addiction and he has just started putting on weight. He leans more towards Rifle’s level of fitness then Orange’s though as he used to get in scraps underground and had to work on some muscle for survival.
