#lydiles

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[texting]

lydia: I can't hang out with you tonight. I foresaw a dark omen stiles: okay.

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lydia: we do this the old-fashioned way lydia: *pulls out a Molotov cocktail* stiles: how did you make that so fast?!

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stiles: I think I missed a step or misread something in this recipe book.

lydia: Why’s that?

stiles: Because I’m pretty sure my soup isn’t meant to be screaming.

lydia: Wait... Where did you find this book?

stiles: In deaton's library.

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stiles: now, what am I gonna do about my engagement present?

lydia: what engagement present?

stiles: derek gave me a bracelet.

lydia: [takes it and inspects the stones] hey, these are real diamonds!

stiles: of course they're real! what do you think? My fiancé is a bum?

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lydia: shakespeare wasn't lying when he said that tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day

stiles: neither was smashmouth when he said that the years start coming and they don't stop coming

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stiles: I was going to suggest a very bad plan but then I imagined lydia reading it out loud at my funeral and the whole pack booing me, so decided against it.

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stiles, talking to lydia: I've wanted to be a trophy wife since I was a little boy.

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stiles: shower thought! the sun has never seen a shadow

lydia: if you’d stayed in the shower a bit longer you’d have realized the sun has never seen anything