Ranking the mechs in order of how nice they are to cuddle from worst to best
Toy Soldier- it is wood, there are splinters, it is also quite loud, don't get me wrong I would still cuddle it but objectively it would probably be painful
Ivy- I love her but any surface you cuddle with her on must be covered in books so she doesn't get board and books aren't very comfy
Brian- okay now he has some good points, probably very warm, would not stab you while you're resting, this however is overwhelmed by the fact that he is metal
Raph-I think if you can get Raphella to sit down long enough to cuddle you it would be nice but she seems very energetic and probably would only be able to do it very much
Lyf- complains a lot but the shifting glowing hues of their hair and eyes make a good night light
Tim- nothing inherently bad about cuddling him I suppose I legit just can't imagine him agreeing to it? That's why he's near the center of this scale
Marius- I think he'd probably love cuddling, might sing you to sleep but he definitely sings something too loud and chaotic, "marius, sing to me?" "Sure..... ODIN THERE WILL BE NO MORE OF YOUT MISRULE"
Jonny- he will lay down only if you get him to tell a story or get him on a tangent and guide him to a laying down surface but then he'll just talk, sometimes sweet sometimes scary but it'd be like oddly soothing plus you get to hear the steady ticking of his heart and if you like click noises that pretty fun
Ashes- ASHES O'REILLY IS VERY GOOD TO CUDDLE like probably runs very warm, has the ability to chill, probably has scented candles in their room 10/10 cuddles
Look me in the eye and tell me that she doesn't give the best cuddles