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Everyday that passes where I dont make a stardew valley au of taz amnesty to shamelessly cater to only my interests is one more day that self control wins out
i never in my life understood the US obsession with The Princess Bride (the movie) and at this point I'm a little afraid to ask.
And if anyone comes to tell me about how the characters and the storytelling yadda yadda -- I read the book. Several times. It was one of my favorite books in childhood. I love The Princess Bride. I think it's an amazing book.
But the movie....? I.... again, aside for nostalgia being the reason, I'm afraid to ask.
Ok, I’m super tired so I hope this explanation does not wander too much. I’ll do my best. I’m going to start with two critical ideas related to the Princess Bride.
First, in many mediums or styles of art the form has rough edges. Seams where the illusion is apparent. And for many people the seams themselves become an important part of the art. There are many examples.
Many people who first get into Doctor Who wonder why the Daleks have an egg beater and a toilet plunger, or the cybermen are so clunky but still treated as a threat, while for long time fans these things are part of the artistic style of Doctor Who. A Doctor Who that doesn’t lean into these things isn’t really Doctor Who. Star Trek is another example. People throwing themselves around a bridge or the weird bare bones sets in TOS are part of the identity of the show.
For examples that are more of a medium, people who are really into vinyl often enjoy the unique crackling corruption in the audio recording. People who like SNES style sprite art like the low fidelity nature of the art. These are important features of the medium.
Artistic identify is often heavily tied to what some might consider flaws in the creation.
Second, the US artistic tradition is young. Our critical artistic traditions all came within the last couple of centuries as the people of the United States as a country has built an identity for itself. This means a disproportionate amount of our background artistic tradition is tied up in some very young styles and mediums. The broadway musical (and movie adaptations of such), the classic hollywood film, and the american folk tale (especially as expressed in the western) are important examples of this.
It can be very hard to describe this because it is almost a feeling. An example is the duel between Wesley and Inigo. That takes place on a set deliberately created to look artificial in the way classic hollywood film sets looked artificial. The discussion before about Inigo’s revenge plot and the deliberately choreography to be play acting instead of a realistic, tension filled sword fight with a sense of danger, that sort of thing. It isn’t a scene that tries to be a sword fight, it is a scene that invites the audience to imagine a sword fight, or maybe the ideal of a sword fight as a contest between two champions.
There is the strategy of eliminating the seams to allow for suspension of disbelief, but there is also taking it in the opposite direction, leaning into disbelief to create an ideal for the audience to engage with. This idea is disproportionately important in US artistic tradition. The man with no name (Clint Eastwood’s most popular character) isn’t meant to be understood as a person, but as the ideal of the western outlaw.
One of the major reasons this became so important in US tradition is in part because of the low budget of classic hollywood films, cheap spaghetti westerns, and the nature of broadway plays. The seams of our art and the techniques used to compensate for them informs a lot of how we engage with art. Once you know to look for it you can see its influence all over the place in our art.
The Princess Bride deliberately taps heavily into this style, which resonates in a unique way with a US audience.
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Part of Apple's new terms include "do not post incorrect things about religious texts" but even scholars of religious texts often disagree on the actual content or intent behind them. Apple has therefore declared itself the arbiter of the true word of God. 🤔
underpaid app reviewers have more religious authority than the pope and no oversight. This rocks
the Apple™ of knowledge of good and evil
So that's why #girl is banned...
yeah i heard jesus is gonna kiss everyone on christmas day this year
it's true it's in the bible
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i do not think that he stopped
All I’m seeing is a well paying job with good customers
Also?
MANY religions worldwide would consider this a solemn and respected post of work. Every form of paganism I have personally run across would say you’re doing an important duty. In Judaism, we’d say you’re fulfilling a Mitzvah by respecting the dead and honoring their memories.
If you go in with good intentions, any spirits still hanging around WILL NOT HURT YOU. Just show them respect.
Also seriously that’s nearly $17k a MONTH. I’ve had jobs where I didn’t earn that in a YEAR.
Even if those ghosts ain’t friendly, I am full-on taking that job. $200k a year. $200k a fuckin year. No retail, no food service, no manager hovering and riding my ass, no annoying coworkers? I’ll deal with the ghosts.
i’d take ghosts over people any day <3
Fresh air, no sitting in an office, no customer service, just me and a bunch of gravestones and maybe Maria from three graves down having a hissy? For that money, what’s not to like?
Plus like, what ghost is gonna decide ‘yes today I will take horrible vengeance on the person who quietly and respectfully keeps the plants tended and the headstones clean’. Whoever they’re gonna fuck with, it’s not gonna be me.
Fr tho, since when have you ever heard of the graveyard keeper being the one haunted? It’s always the dumbass who doesn’t listen to their advice that gets got.
Me and Miss. Johnson sharing some gossip while I tend to the rose bush her lover planted next to stone last year.
Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked.
Yes. She's one of the bigots that run Girl Defined.
I'm sorry, WHAT
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