#lyingforthelord

[abidewithmemes]

[abidewithmemes]

I am so grateful for this prophet, seer, and revelator who valiantly strives to protect the flock from the truth.

(this is a better-quality remake of one I did a while ago)

[abidewithmemes]

That sad face when you just got caught lying on camera...

...which you do all the time when it’s your own church’s cameras because no one will call you on it there...

...but this one is going to go on BBC.

If only you could feel as bad about lying as you do about being caught, Jeff. If only.

[abidewithmemes]

  “Religious freedom” bullshit, anti-gay rhetoric that looks more pathetic by the day, Boise Rescue, etc etc etc ...and he’s still just sitting here obfuscating.