Oct 5, 2019
lyingskeleton || T-Two bastards?
“You don’t look like the sorta dude to commit a murder,” She starts this conversation off with that, because, of course- it’s good to compliment people before you pull out the semi-insults. “But I detect gremlin energy from you sir, so I’m going to warn you so you don’t come for my ass- I put hand sanitizer in the orange juice and mixed salt in the bottled water.” Is she serious? Perhaps. It’s hard to tell with her, she is the sort of person who would drink hand sanitizer if left alone with it.
