I get that they need to be ‘formal’ or whatever because they’re in the ‘armed detective agency, Port Mafia, or The Guild 🥺’ but HOW do they fight? Take Kunikida for example, he runs a lot, vaults over things, and probably has fist fought a person on two so how do his pants not rip? Those are dress pants, and tight, form fitting ones at that. It doesn’t make ANY sense. Give him something both professional and practical. And their shoes.. dress shoes? For running? Give him combat boots or tennis shoes?? PLEASE OMG?? Or Atsushi? He literally is the most on field, hands on fighter and he’s wearing a belt so easy to grab? I get it’s supposed to look like a tail but COME ON. And ties… holy suffocation. You will be sweating wearing a suit just regularly walking (Trust me, I know. I cosplayed as Yosano at a con barely two hours and was sweating like hell) so how are they doing it.
Or Chuuya, who figures via kicks and suck? Give him baggy pants, some combat boots, a looser top (because that grey one sinches his waist like a corset I swear) because he needs it 🙏
List of characters who desperately need better outfits so they can fight
Kunikida
Yosano
Dazai
Atsushi
Chuuya
Hirotsu?
Tachihara and those fuck ass pants
Gin
Higuchi
Maybe Francis but he’s rich and such so he gets a free pass
talking with my sister and she came up with a cute idea that Lynette would let Lyney brush her tail to help him de-stress, I like to think he'd talk his head off with Lynette until it washes away all his negative thoughts...but Lynette is not actually a fan of her tail being brushed, she probably doesn't like the feeling or anyone touching her tail much, of course Lyney is much better than a stranger but still sometimes uncomfortable! but it helps him feel better and she's just a little sweetheart like that
Lyney, Lynette, and Wrio when their sweet Fontanian SO takes a splash of primordial sea water intended for them?
Ahhh this is so sad and yet so romantic and sweet at the same time. I hope you enjoy and thank you so much for your request, sorry it took so long to write!
─⊰⊹ฺ🍂𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤⊰⊹ฺ🍂
{༻~Splish splash~༺}
CW: Angsty! Reader gets turned to water to save the character! Characters reactions included with no comfort :(
(Includes: Lyney, Lynette, and Wriothesley!)
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𑁍༄Lyney:
Lyney was powerless, all he could do was sit there and stare at you with pure terror in his eyes, how could you...the love of his life who deserved to live far more than he felt he did... take his splash of death? Of all the ways the battle could have ended, he never assumed he'd be loosing you and to watch...as your body dissolved before his very eyes...he'd never felt such a numb feeling in his entire life. Even with all the things he'd experienced...none of them ever left him gasping for air and panicking with no end in sight.
"Why...why....WHY WOULD YOU D-DO THIS?!"
His hat fell to the floor as he screamed, raw emotions escaping him in that moment that if anyone heard...could feel his pain.
𑁍༄Lynette:
Lynette couldn't breath...she was trapped in slow motion with her eyes trained on the Primordial seawater that was intended to end her life, even if she tried to get away...even if the water didn't drench her...the smallest drop could leave her nothing but a puddle. It was like she mentally prepared for that ending, emotionless as the glittering water flew towards her...if only she'd been prepared for you to step in..
You stepped in front of her with barely a millisecond to spare, your eyes meeting as the water splashed against your back...all you could do was give her a reassuring smile as you as you fell to the ground...dissolving with almost no trace.
She fell to her knees, unable to form a single thought, unable to stop the tears that rolled down her otherwise emotionless features. She was in such a state of shock...that her skin had gone white, "N-no...no. N-n-no. It was s-supposed to be me. I-i could have handled it b-being me...no...not you."
𑁍༄Wriothesley:
Wriothesley knew his life was dangerous, he worked in a prison that was located entirely underwater and filled to the brim with dangerous criminals, not to mention that the building itself was storing a large amount of primordial seawater that could turn him into nothing but water in seconds, but none of that really mattered anymore. He got used to the idea he could go at any moment, he just used that to his advantage, living every day to the fullest. Especially when it came to you.
That's why when the primordial seawater was thrown at him, he was ready to accept fate, yes he's feel bad for leaving you...but as long as you made it out alive he considered it the best outcome. If only you had just followed his plan...
"No! What are you-"
He tried, but it was to late. You'd already been consumed by the water and in seconds you were gone along with it, he didn't even know why. Why would you save him? Something in him snapped, wether it be his heart or sanity...he didn't care, he didn't care if he made it out alive or dead. None of it even mattered, his life was now suddenly without purpose...he was empty inside.
Can you please write about Genshin? If you are available and inspired, can you please write about Lyney, Lynette's real older sister and Freminet's half-sister? She is just like a mother and a guardian angel. She really cares about her siblings and is ready to make any sacrifice. It's about the kid. When it comes to the Freminet she acquired, her attitude becomes a little softer and more understanding because Freminet is a very special child and she worked hard to win Freminet. Of course, she is very loyal to The Father. She will do anything for her father without questioning, but she will never allow Lyney to sacrifice himself. Can you please make a safe haven for Fontaine's wizard siblings?Tysm🥺💞
finally a genshin request... i've been waiting for so long ;v;
ᵐʸ ᵈᵉᵃʳᵉˢᵗ !!
(reader is fem! reader)
being lyney. lynette, and freminet's older sister includes...
you're intensely overprotective of the three of them
you worry day and night over whether they're eating okay, sleeping well, taking care of themselves and each other, and the minute you hear word that they've gotten into a scuffle of sorts, you race to fontaine trying to see them
the only reasons you might not be able to see them is if arlecchino tells you not to or if you're already on a preexisting mission.
you also act as arlecchino's body double of sorts, being the current oldest child of the house of hearth, and a lot of people expected that you were going to be the next head of the house until arlecchino claimed it was going to be lyney
and you're not particularly upset by it. you understand that your heart is a little too soft to hold such a significant position, and you've voiced your agreement to arlecchino thinking you weren't going to be too significant of a person even when lyney takes arlecchino's position
until she drops the absolute bombshell that she's splitting her role as the "knave" of the harbingers on you, while the "father" role went to lyney.
you can take this as her way of saying she trusts your judgement more than you realize
and of course, your siblings are quite proud that you're their sibling, and you're destined for nothing short of greatness
the only time freminet perks up significantly is if he's talking to you, about you, or just looking at you
you're quite literally his role model
not saying that arlecchino, lyney, and lynette aren't, but he definitely takes after you more when it comes to personality
speaking of lyney and lynette, the two of them have severe attachment issues to you
it's very hard to say goodbye to them when you need to leave for a mission or something because they're both looking at you like they'll never see you again, and it's even more heartbreaking bc there's an actual chance that their fear comes true
no matter how well arlecchino trains you, there is always a chance that you might not make it.
hence, every minute spent with them is well-planned and meaningful
instead of going out to eat, they help you cook and have homecooked meals with you, indulging in your famous desserts right after
as for your past together, i'd imagine that before becoming a child of the hearth, you spent every minute of the day and night on fight or flight instincts
it was both for you and your siblings' sakes, and especially after lynette got kidnapped, you weren't going to spare any chances
however, this is the start of your habit of working yourself to the bone
because you are your harshest critic, no matter how many times your siblings or father insists that you don't always have to focus on self-sacrifice for the greater good
it's gotten to the point you're lowkey suicidal, and it doesn't help that the other harbingers often send you out on what other people would call suicide missions
but by the blessing of the tsaritsa you are somehow alive and well and thriving
arlecchino nearly had a heart attack and almost killed dottore the first time it happened, and you were put on house arrest for two months bc she couldn't trust you during that time
lyney and lynette were scared out of their minds too, and even freminet who was only a little boy at the time was sobbing when you got back to the hearth beaten up to the bone
he wouldn't even approach you to hug you or anything bc he was scared he would hurt you instead, so he waited until most of your bandages came off to coddle you in his hugs and affection
yeah, i see freminet being a very clingy baby, you can't change my mind
with all this being said, your father and siblings love you and spoil you to bits when they see you
don't ask where that very-expensive-looking-probably-the-cost-of-someone's-rent sword came from. arlecchino is out on a mission, so she can't possibly have done it!
freminet totally didn't pull two all-nighters making you a griphook gun so you had an easier time getting away from a scene and stuff
no lyney definitely didn't beg and plead the traveler to get you a wing glider, of course not!
don't ask lynette why random cups of tea and pastries keep spawning on your office desk, she doesn't know anything about it.
and in an embarrassing, parent-esque fashion, you do fawn over lyney, lynette, and freminet's baby pictures. you've even shown them to the traveler bc you love them so much and they've grown so well and healthy from the little beans they used to be and how could you possibly keep all this adoration internal?!?!?!
....
yeah they're embarrassed, but they love and respect you too much to stop you
everyone is wanting yan lyney but where is my yan Lynette??
I'm praying this asking doesn't get deleted when I try to answer it.
So here are my thoughts on Yandere Lynette x gn!reader. (She and reader are 18+ in this one. NO NSFW)
Lynette is more conniving than her brother, preferring to pull strings from the shadows. She stalks you and clings to you. Trying all so desperately to make your world revolve around you.
She's not one to isolate you from your family (since she understands how important they are to you) instead she works all so hard to get them to like her and her brothers. 9/10 it works out. your parents really love Lyney and Lynette. But they tend to worry and dote over Freminet.
As for friends that is another story. She will try to isolate you from them. She'll cling to you and try to pull you away from your friends. You don't need anyone else you have her! If your friends prove to be a nuisance she just might have to make them disappear entirely
Will keep her Fatui identity a secret until the end. You don't need to get involved with that side of her life. She needs to protect you from the darker things she must do.
Will make you tea and take you on cute/aesthetic cafe dates. Just drinking tea and laughing at some new trendy Fontaine cafe.
There's always going to be a layer of silence that engulfs your relationship, but it's something the two of you learn to work around.
You start to read each other's body language more and start to understand what the other is thinking (or wants) by eye gestures and subtle touches alone.
DOUBLE DATES WITH LYNEY and his lover!!
Will get you to pat her head and scratch her ears constantly!!
She's a much more subtle yandere than most. No kidnapping just mind games. She'll try and make you think that you fell in love with her on your own accord.
Will learn EVERYTHING about you, either through stalking or info the Fatui can give her.
Arlecchino approves, it's about the time her older children started thinking about marriage
cw; posted before the release of any of them so this is most likely going to look very ooc in a few weeks
lyney
i’d see bro being really good at cartwheels and handstands
orange juice man
very skilled with his hands, he gives good massages, he’s able to unstick those flat lego bricks from one another, and can type really quickly no matter the surface or device
almost tore the whole of fontaine apart when he lost his best deck of cards. turns out ferminet hid them and lynette played along like she knew nothing
lynette
fantastic cook, cooks for her brothers all the time when they say ‘please lynette?’ with their big bug eyes, she never says no..
apple juice gal
once threatened to physically attack a man if he did not leave her and her brothers alone
can do a front and back flip from standing
freminet
has a collection of small figurines that only lyney and lynette know about
fruit punch guy
secretly has watched all the tinkerbell movies and cried during the neverbeast one. me too dude me too.
very picky eater, the twins help him find good places to eat when they’re not home, and lynette cooks or preps meals for when her and lyney aren’t going to be home, thought fermi promises he can cook for himself
fermi is the nickname i now call him
focalors
kind of implied canon but loved arguing with people, even if she knows she's wrong at one point, she’ll just egg them on until she’s had enough
does NOT like zhongli. no explanation.
attacks kids online
knows fluent sign language
an absolute menace to ask for a favour, she’ll do it no doubt but she’ll ask for six things in return, roll her eyes so far into the back of her head and drag her feet but when she comes back she’s basically bouncing off the walls, she meant absolutely none of what she asked for or said . she just likes teasing
charlotte
weirdly good at cards, lyney onced challenged her to a simple game of cards when he heard her boasting about being the best in fontaine at cards, needless to say lyney never asked charlotte to play cards again.
had a pet duck as a kid (it wasn’t hers, she just found a family of ducks at a pond one day and cried when it swam away from her)
also attacks kids online
allergic to peanuts and vinegar
wriothesely
fell down the stairs as a child.
has a do not disturb aura surrounding him until he’s had his morning coffee and read the paper
scares adults more than children, kids are oddly drawn to him
diona wouldn’t mind him if they ever met but to klee, he’s another on the weird adult list
the ‘kid’ online.
wrio is able to sleep anywhere honestly. cars? yes. trains? of course. the couch? where’s the blanket.
neuvillette
the bow in his hair was given to him by an elderly lady one day when she noticed him fighting with his hair, she told him to keep it, little does the sweet lady know, he still wears it subconsciously, as he doesn't want to fight with his hair again
i feel like he’d be one to enjoy being around young people with their carefree lives, i think him and klee would get along, not diona though.
Note: Fontaine is sadly ending! So, as a parting gift, especially since Natlan is right around the corner, here's the Fontaine version of my headcanons!
Another add on. So sorry that I'm posting this the day before Natlan!! I'm kinda taking a break from genshin and focusing a bit more on my personal life. I hope you enjoy!
Charlotte: Before when Charlotte was a journalist, she aspired to be a baker in her much younger youth, but as she got older, she realized the slight difficulties, and her love for baking was quickly swept away by her curiosity in journaling.
Chevreuse: Chevreuse secretly looks up to Clorinde a lot, especially during her early days of being a part of the security. But of course, she'll deny any accusations of her admiring the duelist.
Chiori: Despite Chiori secretly having a soft spot and able to go easy on customers who are harmed. Kids are a different story... the designer has always noticed a twinge of fear in children's faces. She's been lectured to smile more when complaining about her problem.
Clorinde: When Clorinde was growing up, she secretly really liked scrapbooking and writing about her day. She would spend countless hours in different shops picking out pretty stamps or patterned paper before designing the pages, feeling the satisfaction as she could finally write and dwindle on what stickers to choose. Those days are long gone, but she still keeps all her journals with them
Emilie: Surprisingly, Emilie wasn't born with the hair fading into pink! It was due to a rebellious faze with her parents, but she inevitably got attached to the pink hair, that and it was hard for her to it get out.
Freminet: Found it hard gathering hobbies other than diving. Music making, journaling, archery. It was all so tiring to him! But one thing he did found interesting was baking! Specifically baking bread. Though the only people who know are Lyney and Lynette with their peeping eyes.
Furina: Secretly really likes big flamboyant makeup, almost like drag or even juggalo, but got a bit anxious about wearing it, especially since she was a celebrity to her people, but now, as she has a simpler life as an actress. She's begun to lean more into that crazy style!
Lynette: As Lynette got older and her shows with her brother got bigger, as well as their style in fighting and tricks, one of the main problems they found was props. Of course, they were all over the globe! But as a secret child of The House of Hearth, props weren't the main problem... thankfully! Lynette soon learned how to draw and created her and Lyney's customized magic cards!
Lyney: When Lyney was younger and felt a bit more rebellious or just bored in The House of Hearth, he would buy any fake temporary tattoos that looked neat to him. He would always show Freminet and say that he could create new ones whenever they faded. The blond always believed him while his dearest sister just shook her head.
Navia: One of the main reasons Navia spends her long hours in the bathroom isn't for her hair or makeup, but for her concerts! She loves to sing and bathe in comforting bubbles, either reminiscing on memories or just having a laugh to herself.
Neuvillette: As Neuvillette became the Ludex, he found himself bored and envying some of the Fountaine folks who talked about their new hobbies or interests. Inevitably, Neuvillette found himself researching and taught himself how to create jewelry. Before just as a gift for Furina and her flamboyant self, now turning into a personal comfort and charm for different accessories.
Sigewinne: When Wriothesley was growing up in the fortress, Sigewinne couldn't help but notice his scratched up clothes, especially with how big he was growing! As a result, Sigewinne learned how to sew and made him some new clothes, as well as just learning in general with clothing for herself or for younger kids.
Wriothesley: When Wrio was younger and an orphan, he had no clue how to write, let alone read. So when he was brought into his new family, he was ecstatic to learn from his siblings and read any sort of fairytail. But after his murder and trial, he found it hard to get back into writing or reading due to his memories of his family, but Sigewinne taught him how to learn and love again every slow step of the way.
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Me and my friend came up with some hcs and theories on them. this is before the release of fontaine in-game (v3.8)
Lyney & Lynette
Lyney is from the orphanage run by arlecchino (well everybody knows that at this point) and his actual sibling is not Lynette.
how i like to think is that Lyney’s actual sibling had died, leaving him with Freminet left. Lynette is a substitute puppet to have him numb the pain. (probably made by sandrone) there are lots of theories online about Lynette being a puppet, so I’m not gonna dive into it.
personality leaks said that lyney is very protective of his sister.
so. Lyney only cares and is only actually warm towards Lynette, and cares little about anything else. Thats why i thought that he's overprotective of her. He knows that the real Lynette had died and now puts all his care towards the puppet
besides, according to gameplay leaks, Lyney has a real cat while Lynette's cat is on a spring
so: Lyney is a human (real), Lynette is a puppet (fake)
Freminet
same with Lyney and Lynette, he is originally from Arlecchino’s orphange. But unlike them, he stayed there for a much shorter time. (see below)
He escaped the orphanage before Lyney and Lynette got out.
Fremi escaped the orphanage through the underground sewers, in the process of doing so. he almost drowned to death
A person saved him from drowning to death. And that person would later on teach Freminet the wonders of the underwater world and how to dive.
And because the person who saved his life expertises in diving and exploring the underwater world, Freminet became a diver as well, and took comfort of the underwater world
—> In the new fontaine teaser, Freminet suddenly opened his eyes in water. looks surprised/scared. so I was thinking what if he has ptsd from drowning. Thats how I came up with the above.