Hey there! :D So, 4 for Janto? ;)
Hi :D Thanks for the ask, sorry it took so long to answer ;) Now I’m trying to go quicker!!
I did my best, especially because I have two asks with this number so I did something rather Torchwood-y, and.. I don’t really know, I just wrote that while half asleep this morning, and it sounded fun, so I hope you like it ;)
From this Drabble Challenge! , 4 “I’m too sober for this.” My ask box is still opened for this post or for other requests :D Again, don’t hesitate!
Ianto triednot to drink too much when he had alcohol in his hands, because ofhis job. He could get called on duty at any moment and he didn'treally want to go fight aliens while being drunk. But Jack had comehome with him, they had gone to a nice restaurant with nice wine, andIanto had picked up a couple of beers from his fridge when they hadbeen home, and now he was clearly drunk, staring at his ceiling andalready regretting. He was trying to sober up before going to sleepbut that didn't quite work. And Jack had just tired him up with agood session of sex, so it was hard to resist sleep.
As if Jackhad been summoned by Ianto's thoughts, he rolled on his side, facingIanto, and spooned him. Ianto frowned as Jack kissed his neck andsmiled.
“Hey, I'mthe big spoon,” Ianto pouted.
“You'redrunk,” Jack chuckled against his ear, and Ianto had to admit thatthe sound was nice.
Jack proppedon one elbow and looked down at him, smiling. “That's cute,” hegrinned, then leaned on to kiss him.
Iantosmiled, his hands flat against his chest, and didn't move apart fromresponding to the kiss, closing his eyes. Their tongues dancedtogether and Ianto tilted his head on the side when Jack brushed hisfingers against his neck, knowing that Ianto loved to be touched likethis.
When theyparted, Ianto kept his head on the side and looked at Jack with hiseyes barely open, smiling back at Jack who was staring at him.
“You'rehandsome,” Jack whispered and Ianto laughed.
“That'scheesy,” he teased.
Jackpretended to be hurt and gasped. “How dare you? Just take thecompliment in silence.”
“Fine.Thanks,” Ianto smiled. “You're not bad either.”
Jack rolledhis eyes, habit he had taken up from Ianto, and kissed him once more,lying back against him after.
“You'restupid and drunk,” he whispered, closing his eyes.
Iantolaughed, and was about to retort something, but both their phonesrang. Ianto grunted and put the pillow over his head while Jack tookhis phone.
“Jack,”he said, pushing the covers away and stroking Ianto's back, the manrefusing to move next to him. “Yeah,” he answered after a coupleof seconds, Ianto not hearing the person on the other end. “I'm atIanto's, you can stop ringing him... We'll deal with it, thanks Tosh.Go back to sleep now... Yup... Yes, see you tomorrow... Thanks,Tosh.”
“What isit?” Ianto asked, his voice muffled by the pillow.
“Aliensighting near your flat,” Jack answered, jumping on his feet andtrying to find their scattered clothes on the floor.
He threwIanto his own under-shirt in the dark and finally found a shirt,putting Ianto's shirt o because he was too lazy to find his own as itwas probably not in the bedroom. He dressed quickly and helped Iantogetting up, ignoring him when he whined at least four times.
Ianto stillwas quick when needed, and got ready fast, although he felt a littledizzy. He followed Jack out, securing his gun in his belt andcovering it with Jack's white under-shirt when his neighbour steppedout of the staircase.
“Hi,” hethrew casually as he let the woman pass, ignoring the suspiciousstare she shot him and Jack, then jumped in the stairs after Jack,running down in the street.
They quicklyarrived, and Ianto had to lean against a wall to catch his breath asthey were scanning around for the alien form that had been seen.
“There,”Jack said, and Ianto followed his finger.
They staredfor a moment, tilting their heads and frowning, then Ianto finallyspoke, “are they having sex?”
“Lookslike it,” Jack said, squinting. Then he shook his head and lookedat Ianto. “What do you think?” he asked.
Ianto wasstill staring, and he looked away when he hiccuped.
“That I'mstill too sober for... this.”
“It's justsex. And you're totally drunk,” Jack pointed out.
“Notenough. And it's aliens. Having sex. In a dark alley in Cardiff. Withtentacles,” Ianto winced and felt like throwing up.
“We shouldwait until they're done,” Jack nodded to himself, and this timeIanto threw up, breathing heavily. “Ianto! Are you okay?”
Ianto raiseda hand to signify he was all right, but took a moment before lookingup.
“We havesex, how is that more disgusting?” Jack shrugged.
“Becausewe don't do that in the middle of the street.”
“Don'twe?” Jack's eyebrows shot up.
“...Nobody can see us on the invisible lift,” Ianto tried to justifyhimself.
“I musthave gone Weevil hunting with another person than you then,” Jacksaid thoughtfully.
“Okay,forget what I said” Ianto growled. “I still wish I could unseethat.”
“I'll gotalk to them after, stay here in case it goes wrong.”
Ianto noddedand winced as he wiped his mouth with his arm. Now he was a mess andreeked, and had to listen to aliens having sex.
It tookfifteen very long minutes for the aliens to be done and Ianto coveredhis ears a few times and talked with Jack the rest of the time,trying to think of anything else than what was happening in thestreet, and pretending to feel very sick when people wanted to walkin the street, so Jack could redirect them elsewhere.
In the end,the aliens explained to Jack that they had been on a honeymoon andwere celebrating with a great, expensive journey. It had been afraud, but now that they were stuck here until help came, they couldvery well enjoy their time.
Jack toldthem to come to the Hub in the morning so they would wait here andnot scare passers-by. Ianto was grateful he had time to sober up,take a shower, and get some sleep before morning, and he took fulladvantage of the few hours he had. Jack went back to the Hub whenIanto was asleep, and Ianto promised himself he wouldn't drink thatmuch again, in the morning. Or maybe he would drink more so hewouldn't be called on the field... Or would forget about what he saw.Actually, he just hoped he wouldn't bump into aliens having sex everagain.
