starter for @enchantedisms // dick and britta
“this doesn’t really look like a very fun party,” dick said as he jumped from the roof of a building to land on his feet next to the girl currently being slowly swarmed by a small group of men. they obviously had some poor intentions for the girl and there was no way dick was going to allow them to do anything to her. “how about you guys break it up and go home? i’m sure your mothers are really proud of you,” he said, a challenging smirk on his lips as he gently pushed one of the guys back. when the guy looked like he was about to retaliate, dick quickly pulled out his staff. it extended and he quickly and carefully hit all of the men. they were painful hits, but not enough to incapacitate them. “now, get out of here before you really start regretting it,” he said with a sigh. he turned to the girl as they all seemed to finally realize they should be leaving. “are you alright? i’m sorry about that -- men are just gross.”
