~Happy June, shoppers and c̸̦̒ṟ̶̀͋ḕ̷͔̫͇̒̒̕ͅa̷̤͗̂ẗ̸̮̬͇̱̔u̴̞̩̲͂̓̆̿ŗ̷̛͖̙̲̗̻̈́̉̇e̸̜̥̮̟͚͚͂̋s̸̳̟̯̍̑̀̎ ̶̭́̔̑̀͝ḟ̴̨͈̖̓͑̈́͘r̵̡͚̙̠̹̄̈͜ȏ̵̖͓̦̈̋͝m̴̗̘̺̈́ ̸̗͍̜̯̲͓̽͗͆̎͝t̴͚͂͆̊͘͝ḩ̴͈͇̩̼̅̇̽̍̚e̷̞͇͚͎̟͌̏̋͛̎̚ ̵̰̕v̶̨͉͆ó̶̩̥̪̫̉̆̑̋̕i̸̡̡̧̻̣̩̐d̶̼̳͋~!
Here at Macabre Mart, Pride Month is when we reflect on our diverse group of friendly and vulnerable store associates that help make our store run smoothly for your convienience ẁ̶̥͚̕͠h̶̞̋̆̀ȋ̵͔̽͝l̵̳̗͙͊e̵͔͉͙͒̕ ̷̝̈́ț̶̢͚̒͋̊h̵̲͊̊ͅẽ̸̬̲͓ỳ̷̡̬̅ ̸̜̅̎r̸̳̆̔͆e̵̢̫̙͐͠ḟ̶͈̻̍͜l̵̮̇e̸̦͍̟͝c̶̙̯̪̋͛͘ẗ̸̹̱́̓̾ ̶̛͇̽͘ǒ̸̡͙͝n̶̙̮͎̊̃͝ ̸͇̜̖̓͋̕t̷͉̮̕͜h̶̳̿e̴̝͈͔͛̀í̶̪͎̀r̷̹͒̀ ̴̣͒š̶̜͙͉̊i̸͓̇͛n̶̮̈́s̴̺̓͋͗ ~
Thanks to our F̶̛̤̣̗̐̑̑̀́̅̀o̷͖͒͆̓̄̉͋͌̇̍̿̈́̚̚u̴̢̳̤̩̙͖̗̱̦̞͛̾͂̽n̸̨̢̨̜̹̝̭͓̭͉͍̪̩̙͍̟͓͙̫̩̅̉͐͋̇̈͂͒d̸̫̝̖̼̟̯̼͙̣̲̟͔̞̠̟̦̮̋e̶̛̝̤̦̮̯͓̻̘̥̍͆̓̀̍̈̀̑̑̀͝ͅȓ̶̲͉̼̫̹͍̺͓͖̪̟͎͓̠̞͗̍͒̚̚͝ͅ , we’re now a family of people of diverse backgrounds, races, genders, sexualities, species, and dimensions!
But of course, we strive to treat our minority groups with the upmost respect and representation, which is why we’re proud to embrace our wonderful customer service representative, Doug Houser, as he came out as a cisgender straight white male this month, thanks to encouragement from his fellow Graveyard Shift employees~
Happy Pride Month once again, Macabre Mart customers~! And remember to come back next month for a Happy Wrath Month, where you can vent the frustrations of living in a capitalist oligarchy on our products and our staff~
