#macaroni samsonite

[revvethasmythh]

explaining to my friend that macaroni samsonite is evil aligned and she said "well. if you have a baby. and you look down at the baby and decide to name it MACARONI. then the baby looks back at you and says 'I'm ontologically evil now.'"

[marvelous-belladonna]

Puttin’ on the ritz

[dailymarisharay]

[masterqwertster]

Finally! Author reveals are done for the the 2025 CR Summer Wildflowers! I can post about my contributions!

Clocking in at 12 fics and 20,935 words (which is not quite a fifth of the submissions and probably? the highest individual author word count), it was a blast.

For my assignment to the lovely @rasnak2:

Satanic Panic

An Ashton & Braius post-C3 fic where the Nine Hells catch up to them.

As for Treats:

Bright Eyes

Buddy & Macaroni Samsonite with Mac reflecting on what they've gained from the Darrington Brigade.

Citations Needed

Beau & Tary where Beau tries to get answers about his books from Tary.

Show You Another Side of Me

Milo & Ashton where Milo finally gets to see Ashton's titan form.

Who Wants to Live Forever?

Ashton & Orym on self-sacrifice and the potential consequences of consecution.

Special Brew

Ashton & Yeza meet and do magic-science.

Revenge is a dish best served...

Ashton & Braius where Ashton tries to help Braius get revenge.

Innovations in Baking

Tary & Vex brainstorm for the Slayer's Cake.

Of the Home I Once Knew (is there anything left?)

Keyleth & Vilya do some reconnecting.

Come Lay with Me

Ashton/Caleb/Essek where Ashton does some nerd wrangling and everyone snuggles.

Silk and Steel

Marion & Yeza friendship where Marion helps Yeza out.

What Was Found

Deirta & Essek meeting and talking post-C3

And cheers to (hopefully) another Summer Wildflowers next year!

[mayapapaya33]

I know it's almost certainly last on the "to be animated" list after Calamity and Dalen's Closet and the Search for Grog/Bob, but honestly, almost more than all of those, I want The Darrington Brigade to be Animated.

I want to see The Owlbear roll around and stealth impressively for no reason. I want the Owl and Bear puns and the cheesy "definitely not batman" jokes. I want Pretty and Macaroni Samsonite's ridiculous voices. I want the stupid duck jokes about Lionel that imply but never quite reveal anything, so you're left going... wait a minute... is he??? I want the Cerberus Assembly cameo. I want Hazel to stomp around as a one-woman band in the least stealthy manner possible. I want to see Tary's husband! I want them to fight Quackthulu and for the animation only audience to be so incredibly confused and to laugh so hard they bust a rib.

The Adventures of the Darrington Brigade is set in 826 PD which is between C1 and C2. Vox Machina are between 810-812PD and The Mighty Nein are between 835- 836PD. The search for Grog/Bob is directly after C1 in 812 PD because it only took 10 minutes for Grog to do something stupid after saving the world lol. Dalen's Closet is 813PD.

In the Animated universe, we are currently at the end of season 3 of TLOVM and they are working on The Mighty Nein. We don't know when exactly season 1 of The Mighty Nein is coming out but probably sometime in 2025. I think it would be really cool if at some point down the line, once TLOVM is complete, maybe once some of the Cerberus Assembly lore has happened in the Animated Mighty Nein, they released a special animated feature/ short film of the Darrington Brigade. It builds out the universe, it shows off more of the landscape, it shows a wider cast of characters and personalities and abilities, it gives lovely hints about the Cerberus Assembly's activities, it's also just hilarious and I want it.

[manueltorresart]

Last of C1 characters of @criticalrole. Here is Travis Willingham member of the Darrington Brigade who has, objectively, the best name ever: Macaroni Samsonite.

I'm going to take some time off before starting campaing 2. It's been over a year of doing a weekly drawing and I need to chill a bit. But I hope you'll be here for the Mighty Nein.

[pocketgalaxies]

marisha trying to figure out the placement of the macaroni samsonite voice and turning into this creature

[loquatius-seelie]

DARRINGTON BRIGADE MINIS!

and it includes Lawrence!!!!

(also they called The Owlbear "The Dark Owl" in this probably to avoid copyright but man that's really funny)

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