#mad jokes

[krumpkin]

It's awful but they're the best ones 😄

[krumpkin]

I went to buy it off him but I couldn't find him 🙄🤔

[anakinshouldnt]

unrelated but your ask header is so funny. "oh boy" yeah that's exactly what i thought when i saw the episode spoilers.

alsksjaksjkska yeah it’s just a general mood...should have seen my face when I read the leaks

[acorn-and-le-squirrel]

If I tell you a bad joke at least have the decency to fake laugh. LIKE REALLY I KNOW MY JOKES ARE BAD.

[rnadnafuckme-blog]

Me: ah shit. Dad: you shouldn't curse, it isn't attractive when girls curse. Me: well I'm not trying to attract you so....

[therobinquoths]

My sexuality is that of a departing, attractive, large sea creature

[emptyjunior]

Hi hungry, I'm sick and tired of your shit cause I'm not your fucking waitress

[boreussia-durmmund]

So I told my parents about dad-jokes. And yesterday we were walking (yes sometimes I go outside) and he made a mad dad-joke. Then I said:”dad please i don’t want to hear any dad-jokes today.” And he said:”ohh then I’m going to make LIVING-jokes” and i’m done with him.