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My Krishna Headcannons

I'm in my Dwapara yuga phase after watching Krishnavataram part 1, so yeah. • Definition of Worldwide Heartthrob™ • Very fluent in Gen Z and Gen Alpha slang • He told Bhima to use 'yeet' as a battle cry. laughed his ass off when the warrior used it. • Loves to ragebait Satyabhama with 6-7 memes (she always falls for it) • He once learnt peacock mating dances to impress Rukmini for their wedding anniversary (Hint: she was NOT impressed) • Learned how to do hair from Radha and does elaborate styles for subhadra, his wives and daughters. • If he were an influencer, his page would have pictures of roadside cows, couple reels with Rukmini, elaborate pranks on his siblings and 'GRWM while I teach you how to destroy a car beyond repair (it was Shakuni's) and make it look like an accident' • somehow knows every Indian language. people have given up on understanding how. • Once he woke up at the crack of dawn and started making cursed chicken noises on the palace roof to wake everyone up (He ended up with a beating from Satyabhama, a lecture from Balram, and an hour in a timeout corner by Rukmini) • hates, and I mean, HATES, salted butter.

• Takes his kids on trips regularly. (It ended up with him covered in seaweed, pradyumna holding a giant squid, charudeshna holding half a boat like a pool floatie, charumathi with half a fish in her hair and bhanu and samba covered in bruises.) That's it for now! do comment if you have any more!