#magic irl

[hersurvival]

what do you associate with fireflies and/or other bioluminescence creatures?

Honestly, i have never seen a firefly or anything bioluminescent. But knowing it is in fact a thing - well, magic is just science, right?

[chaoticsorceressztc]

Today I realized that if we had magic in the real world we would have to have 24/7 grave keepers or shifts and the like walking about the grounds to make sure no one animates the corpse of old Charles Von Eldritch. There'd have to be legal disputes over using someone's reanimated corpse in a movie and whether or not you were allowed to. Just because people would think "Hey! If I 'Employ' a corpse, I DON'T HAVE TO PAY SAID CORPSE!" Grave robbers would be on the rise, and they wouldn't just be robbing graves, half of them would probably be Necromancers trying to work on the black market. You'd have to worry about your dead cousin's corpse appearing on live TV years after their death! Just because some MORON said they had "Totally gotten the rights to do so" when they obviously hadn't.

Grave keepers would definitely need to be pretty powerful just to be able for them to be employed, not to mention how THOROUGH their background checks would have to be to make sure they weren't secretly a necromancer looking for a quick buck.

Now you may be thinking "If this hypothetical place has magic, why wouldn't you just revive everyone who dies through a revival spell or something?" Well not everybody wants to live forever, now do they? There's gonna be graves for the people who decided it was finally their time. Or maybe capitalism made it so being revived costs more than it's worth to be revived in the first place. Imagine being in debt for life after JUST coming BACK to life.

Basically, necromancy is a good reason for not wanting magic in the real world.

[pretty-house-pretty-garden]

SIGHHHHH i loooove my birdie....

ghhhh krow <33

my silly billy

why is it so so silly?? and so so yass

jqjdhqhdhwhdgwh idek what im saying i just love it..

like look at this clip

It loooooves me

Hehehehe

Ghhhh I miss it so bad

Husband come homeeee (my husband is a o!krow fictionkin)(he hasnt fronted in a long while[part of system, my pookies])(but its okay i wait)

WAHHHHH AHEEM AHEEM IM SO IN LOVEEE

[ixnova]

The harbour boats and other car horns chruch bells and sirens ring out in Newfoundland for the Essential workers during covid-19.

Its a nice message but spooky as hell to listen to all of a sudden haha.

[ixnova]

I JUST BOUGHT THIS AND I AM VERY FUCKING HAPPY FOR IT, HALLOWEEN HERE I COME.

THE REAPER COMES FOR YOUR SOULS.

[pretty-house-pretty-garden]

Uhm sooo

In my mems... Krow and i were in some sort of not rlly official but yes?? qpr... more like a qp situationship...

But at most i called krow my "special person" cus i didnt wanna overstep, nor did any of us know what we rlly were most of the time, just acted and saw how the other reacted to see if it was the time or not... hmm

Buuuut- so there wasss Tank, right? From B clearing.... he was nice and all but he was also our token cishetallo guy who juuuuust happened to have a crush on me... it was a bit uncomfy but I tried to just like idk shrug it off. Wasnt rlly that big of a problem and he was servicial and all...

Buuuuut Krow and him had beef.... neither liked the other being around me. And once I wanted to hang out with Krow back at B clearing, and Tank got pissy about it and how "he always helped me out so much more, why did I always go off with Krow"

I think that was like the 1st and only time I got such a big label from Krow of all people too.

"OH MY GOD. DUDE! GET AWAY FROM MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND."

And I was like ay.... hdgqhdbwbdbwbaxbwv

It insisted no one present ever talked about that happening ever again, but here we are... surely it doesnt apply anymore... right..

[pretty-house-pretty-garden]

Once again thinking about the time

Not rlly fun, get me out if here

Anyways banger line I wanna say to a certain mf

"You don't get to walk away from that."

Wooo