#majidog

[erxsxre-archived]

Goro/ @majidog said: “ hey there good lookin what’s cookin ;)”

"I think you may be suffering nasal issues, I'm not cooking nor do I ever cook, I don't have time for it."

[minak000]

❝ weirdly enough, it isn't the first time this happened. ❞

[silveratonement]

@majidog

"'Cause you might stand a chance if I challenge you to a battle, but bastards like you are not worth bothering my Pokémon for."

He's rolling his shoulders, cracking his knuckles, tilting his head slightly to the side to make up for his missing eye, and finally spreading his legs out in a proper karate stance. Seemed like Lo's all revved up and ready to go!

"Put 'em up, old fuck. I'm gonna show ya how we take out the trash around here."

[darkestaken-aa]

" nice bunny outfit." finger guns.

❝ nice kneecaps. ❞ snaps her fingers.

SIX MEN COME OUT OF THE SHADOWS TO BUST HIS KNEES WITH A PIPE AS SHE KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF HIM.

[dcjimadragcn]

straddles kiryu on his lap as goromi.

“ Hiii ;)”

/ / unprompted.

His heart skipped a beat as he went from relaxed to alert in an instant, sitting up immediately.

To say that Kiryu was expecting Goromi to APPEAR--and STRADDLE HIS LAP even--couldn't have been any farther from the truth. His guard had been lowered because he was seated in familiar, even comfortable, surroundings, and that was the only reason he was in the situation he was in right now, period.

However, there was two men battling within him:

the better man, that was ready to stand up and push Goromi-chan off him--gently, of course because she was a lady--

and the weak man, who actually wanted to ... sit a while, let Goromi-chan do as she pleased because they'd had a nice time when he'd visited the club--

and yet, he knew that if he touched her, this could go from bad to worse in milliseconds, but distance was needed. NOW.

The worst man had yet to make his appearance within Kiryu, and it seriously, seriously had to stay that way.

Large, calloused hands were quick to grab hold of Goromi's thighs--no, hips--no, shoulders--no, HIPS GODDAMNIT--and pushed her back because like HELL was anything going to awaken.

Sadly, his brain was running on sheer embarrassment--and his ears were positively CHERRY RED--

TOO MUCH CLOSENESS--

"G - Goromi-chan, this--this is very forward of you," Kiryu was quick to say, turning his head off to the side. "H--haven't seen you in a while, so maybe ... you've been seeing other men?"

Would it throw her off? Maybe.

God, Kiryu hoped so.

She was just--TOO FUCKING CLOSE.

[monterraverde]

“Majima’s trying to one-up his dopple again I see.”

[shininginyourlight]

@majidog​ replied:

" who fuckin' said yer annoyin' they're dead wrong."

“After all you went through for me, I’m surprised you’re not more annoyed with me, Goro-kun.”

[prosada]

if majima kills me i will have arven lower my casket so he can let me down one last time.