#mancreature

[genderstarbucks]

could you make a girlcreaturething flag and a it/its turigirl flag?

Boycreaturething + Girlcreaturething!!

Boycreaturething - a term for an individual who is both a boycreature and a boything, they may be both simultaneously or fluid between the two

Girlcreaturething - a term for an individual who is both a girlcreature and a girlthing, they may be both simultaneously or fluid between the two

Edit: forgot to add, I used @ryanyflags 's boything and girlthing flags to make sure they'd match, and used @julietianboy 's boycreature and girlcreature flag and then combined them to make these

[genderstarbucks]

can you make a flag for the term feralboy and feralgirl

feralboy : a gender where you are a boy but in a feral way

feralgirl : a gender where you are a girl but in a feral way

Feralboy + Feralgirl!!

Feralboy - a gender where you're a boy in a feral way

Feralgirl - a gender where you're a boy in a feral way

[solsticelosthermind]

I was teasing my partner about his inability to accept a compliment and made the mistake of using the word prevaricate

And this motherfucker squints at me and goes, “that sounds like it means something other than what it means. You know? Like, that sounds like it should mean someone trying to jack off while dodging things.”

Which is an insane thing to say so I asked what this guy is apparently trying to dodge while masturbating and he fucking looked at me and said,

“Balls.”

Anyway it’s been hours, he’s since come up with an entire backstory in which this is now like an Olympic version of dodgeball and he 100% got away with avoiding my attempt to say a nice thing about him because I was so busy yelling about this I forgot what I was talking about until just fucking now

[fillyjonk]

I had to hop off chat as soon as mancritter gets on

And now I end up waiting around for him to get back on D: Is this normal behavior?

 I feel so pathetic.

[fillyjonk]

I feel like I'm being ignored when you don't reply to my texts. I usually wouldn't care but it's the only way we communicate.

I'll admit that sometimes I just wait for you to reply.

No one ever told me how awful relationships could make you feel.

I don't just feel like I don't deserve you, now I think you might already be onto someone better.

[fillyjonk]

I expect everyone of my crowd to make fun Of my proud protestations of faith in romance And they'll say I'm naive as a babe to believe Every fable I hear from a person in pants Fearlessly I'll face them and argue their doubts away Loudly I'll sing about flowers in spring Flatly I'll stand on my little flat feet and say Love is a grand and a beautiful thing I'm not ashamed to reveal The world famous feeling I feel I'm as corny as Kansas in August I'm as normal as blueberry pie No more a smart little girl with no heart I have found me a wonderful guy I am in a conventional dither With a conventional star in my eye And you will note there's a lump in my throat When I speak of that wonderful guy I'm as trite and as gay as a daisy in May A cliche coming true I'm bromidic and bright As a moon-happy night Pouring light on the dew I'm as corny as Kansas in August High as a flag on the Fourth of July If you'll excuse an expression I use I'm in love, I'm in love I'm in love, I'm in love I'm in love with a wonderful guy

[fillyjonk]

My boyfriend is the sweetest guy I've ever met.

Every minute I spend with him feels like something straight out of a movie.

He has exceeded all my expectations. I always thought relationships had to be at least a third antagonism but we aren't like that. Maybe it's because we've only been together a month or we have a bit of a gap in age.

He is one of the best things that have ever happened to me.

But then I realized he's too good for me.

This is going to sound incredibly stupid but one of the first things I did when he established we should be more than friends was look up our zodiac compatibility.

I found out we aren't meant to be together.

I was always told by my peers I would be alone forever and that was actually my plan. I was set on dying alone.

He completely changed everything by showing me I could be with someone and I might be worthy of companionship. Do I deserve him though? Probably not. Is there someone out there that will better qualify for him and his time? Probably.

I may never find another person who will ever genuinely like me for who I am the way he does.

Even if we won't be together in a week, a month or a number of years, I will be glad we happened.