what is the snowling hierarchy? why don't we have one?
Wild. It comes from his Hyrule, okay? Also, the advantage of stasis. He either gets a spare or a strike but he's walking away with 600+ points at the end of the match.
Twilight. This man is so painfully good at both Snowling and Boom Bang Golf (which Wild SUCKS at, actually) and Pondo is GREEN with envy.
Time. He needs to be good at something and he might not be able to cook or sing or read but he can calculate angles so???? that had to be worth something????
Warriors. Not only not is he mediocre good at it but he brags everytime he gets a strike or spare. We love him but he has sore winner written all over him.
Legend. He will play dejectedly, only put half his effort in, and somehow end up with one or two pins standing. How is he so good without even trying?
Wind. He will hit the pins on the first throw, get five or six, and everyone's chanting "YOU CAN DO THIS WIND! GET A SPARE! WE BELIEVE IN YOU!" and then the second throw IS A FUCKING GUTTER BALL.
Hyrule and Four are both here for the same reason. They'll use stasis, a might elixir, CHEAT, and it will ONLY. ROLL. INTO. THE. GUTTER. They've shared collective rage over it.
Sky. He will be distracted and miss his turn because he's too focused on trying to figure out what the fuck snow is and why it's wet and solid???? Ice??? From the sky?????
Bonus: Malon, she's unpredictable. Sometimes she sends it straight down the middle in a perfect strike. Sometimes it's a gutter ball. And then there's the Wii Sports occurance. It flies backwards and hits Time square in face.
next post will be shield surfing