Well, guys, it was FUN being sane for 72 hours! Enjoy this visual garbage I vomited while having an extremely intense psychosis episode. 👌
SOMEHOW DESPITE LOSING MY @#)$ I MADE SENSE OUT OF THIS.
[[My "LoveLetter" AU interpretation of Spamton's situation shortly after making "the deal" with the "phone entity."]]
It was 1992.
Spamton, still a White Addison, was shown proof of the phone entity's "Absolute Certainty," a power he claimed to possess that accurately predicted the future 100% of the time. He showed proof of this by telling Spamton to call a specific number to pitch an item to, and after following his exact instructions, the sale closed without a hitch. He chalked it up to coincidence, but after a similar success with an e-mail sale, Spamton could no longer deny that there was merit to this man's power... And so, Spamton signed the deal to have the phone entity work as a permanent advisor and business partner for absolutely no commission fee and with the promise of transforming him into a BIG SHOT, one the likes of which Cyber World had never seen before.
But fear consumed his SOUL. His coworkers congratulated him on his two big and successful sales and planned to celebrate at the local bar. However, as they made their way there, a massive wave of anxiety consumed Spamton. Thoughts swirled and blended into garbage noise, making it difficult for him to pay attention to whatever any of his friends were saying. Only the chill sting of hard liquor could completely pull him out of this anxious trance and snap him back to reality, allowing him, for at least this short time, to relish in his unexpected success.
I spent nearly 12 @#$%ing HOURS in DARKNESS. Yes, that's right, FELLAS. The power on the entire block DIED just before midnight! That means I didn't get a chance to celebrate it with my friends, family, or anyone really because I had to conserve all power left on my phone just in case of an emergency.
I LAUGHED SO HARD the moment it went out. Just unmitigated, [[MANIA]]CAL LAUGHTER.
My mother asked, "Are you okay?!"
I said, "YES. I'm fine. HEAEHAEHA! This is just SO FUNNY. A blackOUT on NEW YEARS! HAHAEHAEAHA!!! What a way to start THE YEAR!"
I drank one of my meal supplements to keep going, spent some time writing on my Alphasmart NEO, and then at dawn, after I failed to go back to sleep, I took one of those mini camping "stoves," fought with some matches, and warmed up a kettle full of water to eat some [[JAPAN imported]] noodles and drink chamomile tea to ease my mania-driven nerves.
BOY HOWDY was the [[EYE]] STATIC BAD. It always gets worse in darkness. Too many things firing off in my brain, I guess! Genuinely looked like a TV. COOL.
WELL, WELL HAPPY NEW YEARS to everyone else who wasn't in DARKNESS.
Despite all this CRAP I have a very, very good feeling for this year. I've never been so motivated! 😃
I can't share any details about my enthusiasm... Y'all have to see as the days pass. HEHE. 😁😁😁
📎 BY THE WAY? If you're new here—I ain't "LARPing" as Spamton. I'm a legit crazy/[[@#$%ed in the head]] person who relates [[too much]] to him. He's my lovable method of venting my own [[4.99 life.]] Hope you don't mind!!!
I'm cursed. Some @#$^ing witch has hexed me. I have no other idea why the #%^ this is happening.
I had almost two days without any power, putting my aquariums at risk since no power = no heat. It's the middle of WINTER, and the entire grid here failed, leaving almost a million people without any power. I managed to keep the tanks at stable levels by using candles to heat them from below and providing warm water to raise the temperature. My pufferfish weren't so lucky, though, and all they could do was just to keep as still as possible since their tank had no way of heating from below. I'm really @#$%ing glad they pulled through.
My birds, especially the youngest, which are just barely over a month old, were so cold that they needed two sheets to keep them warm.
Thunder blared, and hail pounded the house. My cats hid from the noise, and I bundled up in my bed, staring into pitch-blackness and seeing nothing but static.
I found out you can toast bagels on a pan over an open fire if you have a lid to heat the top. Wowee. Nice.
Since I had @$%^ all to do, I finally got my eyes examined for my visual snow (aka static vision) and got a mild prescription. The optometrist said that she doesn't know what's causing the [visual distortions] since my eyeballs are apparently "very healthy" but believes it's a neurological problem tied to my optic nerves. She tried to see if she could minimize it with lenses, but it didn't work, and she genuinely looked crestfallen for me. [[Heaven]] help me.
I used up all my backup chargers, so I had to go to @#%^ing McDonald's, of all places, to charge my phone. After waiting until it was around 80%, I decided to get something to eat, and when I put it on the windowsill behind me while it was charging. I wasn't aware that the windowsill's surface was slightly curved, so my phone fell to the floor. This was only a small drop or only a little over a foot, but that McDonald's floor must have poor impact control because that #$%^^$()^ BROKE MY PHONE. The screen is now unresponsive, and I was told my warranty only covers some of it, but I would still need to pay a $100 deductible to get it replaced.
When I saw that, I just nearly snapped. HAHAHA! BUT I DIDN'T BECAUSE I was so ANGRY I just stormed out of the phone store instead! HEHAEH
The absolute CHERRY ON THE TOP Besides the fact I have the worst indigestion from whatever I ate at McDonald's, the internet was down for several hours! WOO HOO! AWESOME. I couldn't access ANYTHING because it kept asking me to use my phone to verify, and I sat there thinking, "WHAT PHONE? IT'S BUSTED, YOU PIECE OF *@&^!"
These are just MINOR INCONVENICENCES. First-world problems! Definitely not the worst thing that could happen, I assure you, but BOY DO THEY SUCK. My head is throbbing, I had to stop typing to nearly vomit, and YET HERE I AM.
HA HA HA HAHAEHAEAHAHAHAH
IT's oKAY I HAVE SO MANY groceries that ARE BAD NOW.
JUST PART AND PARCEL of living in the BIGGGGGGGGG CITTTYYY
LOVE IT.
LOVE IT
LOVE IT
LOVE IT
L͇ͫ͢Ọͦͮ͟Ṿ̿͠E̲͆ͯ͞ ̓ͫ҉͉Į̘̅͌T̮̍͞
L̨̡̠ͪ̕͞O̸̸ͥ͊͜͏͇V̴̧̫̔̎͆ͣ͜͞E̵̡̺͂̃ͫ́͡ ̴̧́̄́͏̖Iͮ̀͏̢̨̥̀T̸̢̢̻̑ͭ̈ͨ͠
It is NOBODY'S FAVORITE, BACK HERE AGAIN in the cesspit OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB!
My Christmas was VERY MERRY. NOT JOKING. I had a GREAT Christmas even though my life is in SHAMBLES, and I LOST 25% OF MY HAIR!
But LEMME tell you, FRIENDS I got solutions. I DON'T IGNORE THE DOCTOR even though I TOLD THE DOCTOR that I will stop these @#$%ing medications even if she does not want me to, and BOY HOWDY did that get her attention! One emergency visit later, and BAM! SOLUTIONS! COOL!!!!
So?? HERE THEY ARE!!!!
MOAR PROTEIN. EGG RECOMMENDED. 🥚🥚🥚🥚
DRINK SUpplements MEAL Replacements! 🥛
TAKE PLENTY of vitamins! 💊💊💊💊💊💊
MOVE MOVE MOVE 🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻
REDUCE meds (THAT'S RIGHT FELLAS) 🆗🆗🆗
AND HERE are ones I Decided MYSELF!!!!
Shampoo + CONDITION WITH NO BAD @#%^!!! SO FAR? GOOD IDEA. THE STUFF I Got is VERY NICE.
Rosemary Oil! It makes me small like a candy cane and IT stimulates the scalp! NICE!
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PROFIT!!!!!
HERE IS MY LITTLE FESTivity FOR ALL YOU FUNNY PEOPLE
OHOHHHHHHHHHH HO HO HO HO I am looking forward to 2024. Let me TELL YOU FRIends
BIG
BIG
BIG
Things are going to happen. VERY
✯✯✯ BIG ✯✯✯
I've been working on my book (almost) every day!!!!! THE BASTARD'S GETTING DONE BY NEXT YEAR (at least first draft) I TELL YOU!
LOOK AT THIS THING; HOW could I not be productivE!!!!!
I CHANGED the [[internal cell]] battery. HE IS FULLY OPERATIONAL! THE POWER OF NEO!!!!
The tendonitis is also easing up. MORE ARTS SOON!
STAY tuned friends because I SWEAR I MIght get me a real CUNGADERO NEXT YEAR. HAHAHAHAHAHEAEHEHea
I ain't a kid (sponge). I have memories from the 90s.
Anyway why am I typing this? Oh right
because I ran out of my meds and I haven't taken it in over 24 hours and my hands keep shaking and I'm DEFINITELY OKAY THOUGH i am definitely ok
You know how I know I am definitely 100% ok? Because I was drawing despite shaking and I ¦¦¦▓▓▒▒▒░░
[[ĪF ᗰY S❤ƱĿ ѠᗩS ᗩ Ƈ❤Ŀ❤Ŕ ĪƬ Ѡ❤ƱĿD ßƐ ṖĪᑎҠ]]
I was tripping [[balls]] in my crib while in this same damn room. Those diamond patterns really @$%^ing pissed me off!
]]I may end up somewhere far away, and at first, I was happy, but now... I'm wondering if it's worth it. I hate the community here. The place I loved no longer exists. Everything changes too fast for me... I never got to appreciate the city to its full extent because I am not wealthy, but even then... Why would I stay living in a city? Why would I do this? Why am I second-guessing myself? I don't want to stay here for the reasons I should. I just want to bring the kitty from outside with me. Is that possible? Can I bring him with me? I love him so much, and the thought of someone hurting him when I'm no longer here makes me sick to my stomach. But he is a "feral" cat to anyone but me. Yet, I can't take him inside. What am I going to do? He is the one thing I don't want to leave behind...[[
[[Pink: The color of Compassion, Romance, and Nurture.]]
K̴̨̼͆̆̕͜ĩ͒ͭͬ҉̛̛̙͢l̸̵̮ͤͩ̐͢͟l̴̛͕̾̃͐͘͜ ̛̛͎͆̐ͯ͠͡m̛̖͂ͧͧ̀̚͢͞e̷̛̲͒̃͛̑͢͝.̸̛̭ͣ̕͜ I have scrambled eggs for brains. SALTED. PEPPERED. WHIPPED IN A BPA-FREE BOWL!
I want to draw stuff (MOSTLY SPAMTON HAHA) in between my commission work, but my brain is a mushy, grainy, overripe watermelon. And the worst part is that I have less of my own art here than the art I've reblogged from others. I̸ d̸o̸n̸'̸t̸ c̸o̸u̸n̸t̸ t̸h̸e̸ o̸l̸d̸ s̸t̸u̸f̸f̸.̸ I̸t̸'̸s̸ s̸h̸i̸t̸.̸ 8̸^̸D̸
Suggest ideas to me, and there is a high chance I will draw something because I swear by the lord above that I can't think of anything creative right now that isn't going to be lost in translation from brain to [[tablet]] pen.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
An open ASK ME ANYTHING!
Yes, ASK, ASK, ASK! I want all your ASKS! （ლ ^ิ౪^ิ）ლ
for fun too you know if you're just curious about things... Though I swear I'm not that interesting. Tell me to draw things instead. (☉౪ ⊙)
Comment here, comment there, comment anYWHERE!
Just make sure it's NOT NSFW.......! [[I̸ h̸a̸v̸e̸ a̸ s̸e̸p̸a̸r̸a̸t̸e̸ g̸a̸l̸l̸e̸r̸y̸ f̸o̸r̸ t̸h̸a̸t̸.̸ H̸E̸H̸.̸]] (*☻-☻*)
LET'S see how many errors I can make without ever going to fix them.
What can I thik of to talk about? Ouh oh, my baby bird finally opened their eyes. SO CUTE! Yello
Yes I a really do type this bad if I do not have a grammar checker to fix it while My brain is not working properly.
HEY HEY HEY ask me anything I love to answer questions. Better than me rambling ! Oh HAHAH lord the grammar checker fixing some of these. It's making me look better at this than I actually may. ROFL
THERE'S A BABY SQUIRREL OUTSIDE. I cannot believe how cute it is. I know the mother is around here. Black squirrel just like the mother. So lovely and cute.
I add REAL CHEESE to box pasta because otherwise it's not CHEESEY enough for me!
Okay head hurts now I SHALL STOP HERE!
NO WAIT. One more thing! I ate a can of beans 7 YEARS PAST BEST BY date! I will make a COMI about it with our favorite SALESMAN! IT'S A TRU STORE!
