#mapbreaking

[mapbreaking]

The age of consent is 18, but every time you complain I’ll add another year. So unless you’d only like to goon to the granny ant from A Bug’s Life from now on, I suggest you get yourself under control.

[all-my-charrs-are-gay]

So today,

Teah and @where-is-caithe went out of bounds in Dragon's stand and as a joke I told them that "any players you see from here aren't real" and we actually met someone just waiting for another person at the secret beach area. It spooked the shit out of us.

[mapbreaking]

That’s a very interesting post you wrote about your little sister. Why don’t we call your entire family and read it out loud to them?

Well? Go on.

[mapbreaking]

Chasing a pedo through my elegant hedge maze like Jack Torrance in The Shining and they think it’s gonna be some kind of fearplay thing but no, I kill them. I actually kill them.

[mapbreaking]

Now repeat after Mommy.

🌸 There is nothing more attractive in the world than an adult who is not related to me. 🌸

Doesn’t that feel nice? Say it 999 more times and maybe Mommy will let you out of the MAPbreaking basement.

[mapbreaking]

Did you just unironically try to use the word ‘headpats’ in a sexy way?

That’s it. No more 4chan and Mommy’s checking your hard drive.

[mapbreaking]

I’ve been waiting to find or come up with a good argument against killing pedos since I was like 19 and I haven’t really yet. “People might use it to accuse people they don’t like of being pedos” briefly swayed me for like a year way back, but it doesn’t really hold. The mere potential for tangential harm isn’t very persuasive.

[mapbreaking]

Favorite way to MAPbreak?

Make them read the age of consent laws in their state

Hold captive 100 miles away from the nearest school zone

Tell their employer

Wipe their hard drive

Mommy’s shotgun

Voting ended onJan 24