#mapbreaking

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The age of consent is 18, but every time you complain I’ll add another year. So unless you’d only like to goon to the granny ant from A Bug’s Life from now on, I suggest you get yourself under control.

[all-my-charrs-are-gay]

So today,

Teah and @where-is-caithe went out of bounds in Dragon's stand and as a joke I told them that "any players you see from here aren't real" and we actually met someone just waiting for another person at the secret beach area. It spooked the shit out of us.

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And if I said callout posts aren’t actually a “disproportionate punishment” especially when they’re about actual predatory behavior

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That’s a very interesting post you wrote about your little sister. Why don’t we call your entire family and read it out loud to them?

Well? Go on.

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Chasing a pedo through my elegant hedge maze like Jack Torrance in The Shining and they think it’s gonna be some kind of fearplay thing but no, I kill them. I actually kill them.

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Now repeat after Mommy.

🌸 There is nothing more attractive in the world than an adult who is not related to me. 🌸

Doesn’t that feel nice? Say it 999 more times and maybe Mommy will let you out of the MAPbreaking basement.

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Do you want Mii

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Did you just unironically try to use the word ‘headpats’ in a sexy way?

That’s it. No more 4chan and Mommy’s checking your hard drive.