#maraudersquotes

[thessynyx]

the prequel to my last of us marauders fic is taking longer than expected - a mixture of writers block and general busyness. but in the meantime if you haven’t read Shadows of Worth yet, go read it! Jegulus and clickers ✊🏻

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[accio-maraudering]

The Marauders as quotes from my friends part 3

James: I love that none of you have any context but you’re 100% down for finding steroids at the beach

James: It's all about the talent of bullshitting Peter: Definitely, unless you're a bull, then you're already naturally a prodigy

Sirius: Everyone must wear flower crowns to my wedding Sirius: Or my funeral Sirius: Whichever one comes first

Peter: Also, Sirius, James is a hippo now Sirius: Wait what? Peter: What? Sirius: Does he smoke pot? Does he have dread locks? Does he preach peace? Peter: ...no? I'm talking about the animal hippo Sirius: Oh I thought you said hippie

James: Remus isn't here because he has, uh, diarrhea Lily: What, ew James: I lost my shit when I found out Sirius: Well Remus probably lost his shit too

Peter: If life gives you melons, you're dyslexic Peter: *breaks down into tears*

Sirius: I'm sorry I insulted your beliefs Peter: I believe that I suck Sirius: Your belief is correct Remus: I believe that I suck Sirius: Your belief is- WAIT NO YOU DON'T SUCK

Mcgonagall: Remus, that's wonderful work Sirius, from the other side of the room: Thank you

Lily: Why are you smiling Lily: Do you have a boyfriend Marlene, gagging: Boy????

Sirius: 100% not me because I'm totally not gay

James: Hey gimme a sentence Remus: I wanna fucking die James: Without any swear words Remus: I wanna die James: Ok

[thessynyx]

Sirius, admiring Remus from afar: he could end my life any time and I’d thank him

Regulus: I’d thank him too

[thessynyx]

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James, with tears in his eyes: don’t say that, buddy. It’s never too late

[teonatsu-kathy]

Your Favourite Marauder Quote? 💬✨

Calling all Marauder fans! If you could only pick one quote, one line that perfectly encapsulates a Marauder's personality or their dynamic, what would it be? Whether it's iconic, funny, or heartbreaking, I want to hear it! Drop your faves below! 👇