How I Paid for College
RETRO REVIEW
How I Paid for College: A Novel of Sex, Theft,Friendship & Musical Theater
Marc Acito
276 pages
Broadway Books, 2004
Hard work may pay off in the long run, but the benefits of laziness are immediate.
Edward Zanni is a high school senior in suburban New Jersey in 1983, Edward and his friends are “Play People,” also known as theater kids. The summer before school starts, this band of friends embarks on an adventure of “CV”, also known as Creative Vandalism. At the start of the school year, Edward’s newly remarried dad drops the news that he won’t pay for Julliard, Edward’s dream, he’ll only pay for Edward to go to college for business. What’s a guy, along with his group of madcap friends to do?
Natie Nudelman, the group’s computer whiz kid with a broken moral compass comes up with a list. 1. Work. 2. Scholarships. 3. Theft. 4. Murder. OK, murder is a little extreme, but theft? Well, Edward does get a job, and through a little fun and lighthearted theft, fraud and money-laundering to create a scholarship, they should be able to get him to Julliard. And as a bonus, they might get back at his dad’s new wife. All the while they are scheming, there’s a lot of sexual tension in the group as openly bisexual Edward is having trouble pleasing his girlfriend Kelly because he can’t stop thinking about jock-turned Play Person Doug.
Books written about teens in the eighties basically ignored the LGBT community, so it’s nice to see a bisexual character whose sexuality isn’t the source of drama and heartache. Doug knows Edward has a crush on him and even though he doesn’t return the crush, he is kind of flattered. (Also, Edward isn’t the only LGBT character in the book....but no spoilers).
How I Paid for College is absolutely hilarious. The teenage characters are smarter and funnier and somehow cooler (even though they’re supposed to be big nerds) than I have ever been. There’s a lovely found family storyline, queer characters, crazy schemes, and an absolute loathing of the suburbs that teenage me could relate hard to. (”What have they got to be snobby about? Don’t they realize they live in New Jersey?” asks on character.) It’s a damn shame this hasn’t been made into a movie.
***** I basically NEVER do this but I went ahead and Fan-casted this book because I love it so much***
Edward Zanni: Noah Centineo
Paula Amico: Beanie Feldstein
Kelly Corcoran: Sabrina Carpenter
Doug Grabowski: Jake T. Austin
Ziba: Yara Shahidi
Natie Nudelman: Gaten Matarazzo
Al Zanni: Bobby Canavale
Dagmar: Renee Zellweger
Kathleen Corcoran: Judy Greer
Mr. Lucas: Tom Kavanagh












