Thoughts While Watching PLL “Power Play”
1) I forgot how messed up the Aria/Nicole/Ezra triangle was.
2) Alison: “Have You Eaten?” Aria: “I’m not really hungry.” Alison: “That’s not what I asked.” Damn, those maternal instincts kicked on real fast. Look at Mama Ali!
3) Fury: “Are you always up this early?” I feel that on a spiritual level, Marco.
4) Damn, Fury is hot without a shirt.
5) “Does this smell?” Emily Fields’ way of determining whether something is clean or dirty is basically me.
6) Emily: *grabs toast and takes a bite of it, then asks if she can eat it* XD. Pam Fields would have a coronary if she could see you, Emily!
7) So, Spencer and Alex are Melissa’s half-sisters. And Spencer/Alex and Cece were half-blooded siblings (Pastor Ted is CeCe’s dad and Peter is the twins’ dad). And Cece, Alex, and Spencer are all Ali’s first cousins. And Jason, Spencer, and Alex were all half-siblings. And Jason and Cece were cousins. This shit is so fucking confusing. Everyone in this Goddamn town is probably sleeping with their second cousin or some shit.
8) It’s so classic “A” to be sending body parts to the police.
9) Nicole did to Ezra’s book what I did when I read “Twilight”
10) Paige: “I thought I was over high school.” Me: *sings “High School Never Ends” at the top of my lungs*
11) For a show about girls keeping secrets, they sure spill a lot of them with their dumb moves…like leaving abortion pamphlets all hanging out of their bags at school.
12) Pastor Ted is still my favorite dude…even if he is hiding Mary Drake.
13) Man, having Alison register for a bunch of baby stuff for a child she’s planning on aborting might be the most twisted thing A has ever done.
14) Okay, I’m not a Paily fan, but the “let’s race for it” Paily scene was cute. Emily: “You’re insane.” Paige: “You’re just afraid you’re gonna lose.” That look on Em’s face tho!
15) How did Ali even find that puzzle piece on the little baby-mobile when she was having a panic attack?
16) Sydney ain’t no “A.D”. Get out of there with that bullshit. She ain’t even got enough game to be a card in solitaire.
17) Ted was Mary’s (first) baby daddy. How did such sweet sperm end up making such a sadistic little child?
18) Lucas and Charles were friends. Pass it on.
19) Sasha and Shay crushed the scene where Ali tells Emily the truth about the baby. Like…I still get chills watching it. I mean, like...seriously. They are amazing together.
20) “They must have been planning this for a really long time.” A.D. has been an Emison shipper since day 1.
21) Mary killed Jessica and framed Peter. But Peter is still a bastard.
22) Look at all my little baby liars pictures on the phone A.D is using to pick her next victim.
