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BAM. Best Fitness Friends extended family reveal! + a bit of lore and stuff ✨️✨️✨️

Info dumping alert! Much of this has been said before, but I'm just gonna put ALL their lore here. Cool? Cool.

Beef & Kaley are from Vanilla Lake, which is a very small, isolated, INSANELY RELIGIOUS region. It's populated by uh [whatever that species is called] and are about y'know. Old school, conservative values and all that.

Beef's dad is/was Father Natfitz Fitness, a leader of one of the churches. Idk a lot about Christian clergies, and I don't wanna say he was The Main Guy In Charge, but he was up there. A priest or whatever. Grouchy toxic high expectations guy. And Melaneize? Looks like a worm. I tried to combine Beef's body lumps with Dieter's proportions and Marge's face shape.

Kaley's the oldest of six girls. Kaley, Kathy, Kelly, Karmen, Kandy, and Kristine Best. No birth control "I'm pregnant again, must be God's plan" ahh household. It was a farming home with lots of hard work and uhh stuff like that. Idk what to add- You get the point.

Beef & Kaley met in school, kinda sorta maybe dated, and at the ages of 15 and 17, wound up *gasp* PREGNANT. They were still in school and had plans in life, and having a baby would ruin all that! They wanted to abort it.

But noooo, OBVIOUSLY the crazy religious conservative families would not allow that. "Either keep the baby, or I'm kicking you out." So... The two of them ran away!

It took a WHILE for Beef & Kaley to find a place to live, get jobs, income, etc etc... And by the time they were stable... It was too late for an abortion. Thus, Dieter was born.

Dieter had a pretty garbage childhood. His parents were too busy working their asses off to support themselves and they didn't want him in the first place. They weren't abusive towards him, but not emotionally available, either. The best they could do was buy him lots of toys to "make up for it."

Side note: They lived in Yoshi Island at this time, which was a bit cheaper since all the food proportions are a lot bigger (they're made for dinos & dragons n' stuff) so money goes a lot further if you're Normal Sized

By the time Dieter entered the blog, he had been raised to be completely insufferable and entitled. And uh. Well that didn't turn out so well for him, did it?

Beef & Kaley don't like to think about their pasts. They feel so lucky they escaped when they did, and just, are so painfully aware of all the shit they've gone through. As far as they're concerned, it was always just the two of them. And as tragic as Dieter's Demise was, it also somewhat severed the connection between Now and Their Past.

With Marge, they're very paranoid about making the same mistakes as with Dieter, and raising her to be an ass, but now that they're READY to be parents, and they have the support of the Broodals, they're confident that things will be different this time.

Kaley is currently a fitness instructor. Beef is a pharmacist. Marge turns two this year! And, now you know the story of the Best Fitness Friends.