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Guys maybe if we work together we can indoctrinate Soup into the Broodal fandom

oh you wanted a twist ehhhh?

come on soup squad lets get SICKENING okurrrrrr

lajanja estranja you live in my mind constantly and make me gay

anywhoodles. the broodals. what a rhyme. streets should call me dr seuss instead of lesbian and autistic. i have been having some delightful conversations lately with dearest mutual @project-perfiful and zie have given me a lot to think about with the broodals because of zir amazing art and hcs! GO LOOK AT MY COOL MUTUAL. DO IT NOW. DONT READ THIS POST. DO IT.

so for you, my broodals fans, i will throw you a bone. have a random assortment of hcs. i love yall.

they all gay as fuck.

that is literallly the judges panel of rupauls drag race. theyve even got the hilarious ross matthews. hes not a topper, hes a blouse.

all of the brains of the gang are stored in hariets braids. this is a woman in stem. shes got the chemical engineering degree from fuckin. im trying to think of a mario equivalent to stanford. schmanfort. stanleyford. squidford. idk. you get the point. hariet is funny to me because one of my beloved ocs favourite of all time is also a pyrotechnics engineer. and yet i never talk about hariet, a pyrotechnician. tis life. anyway pyrotechnics are so cool if i wasnt a brainless chud (microbiologist) id be a pyrotechnician. but i cant do math and dont believe in physics so im not. what was this paragraph supposed to be about. hariets like 23 and has an insanely advanced education ik this is a girl that graduated at like 16 and went to the best school around. casual lore drop in the break room like yeah i have a bachelors in chemical engineering and a masters in chemistry and physics what about you. why is she working at an event coordinators? because men in stem fucking SUCK. and she gets to put on cunty fireworks shows. what more could you want.

not a hc but rango is so the goat from hoodwinked in my eyes. no i cant i wish i could but a mountain witch done put a curse on me thirty seven years agoooo. put the fucking banjo down. constantly whistling. doing a lil jig. singing some tunes.

weirdly friendly with the koopalings despite in my mind being quite a bit older than all of them. the gang are like weird little cousins to these guys. bowser was like hey my kids need. friends. lets have my weird adopted kids hang out with madame broodes weird adopted kids. wlw mlm solidarity in the form of checked out pseudo parent figures. larry introduces them to brainrot terms, wendy likes being friends with them because she gets easy access to wedding dresses she likes to try on, hariet and iggy arent allowed to hang out because they Will make a bomb, topper and ludwig are cynical old gay men and loooove talking mad shit, lemmy steals sooooo much stuff for his drag performances hey guys where did the smoke machine go (show is suspiciously foggy the next day), and roy and morty like to stay in their good books because they want a good deal on their services. morty for wholesome reasons he loves his girlfriend and likes daydreaming about their wedding, roy because hes a massive cheapskate and he throws a fuck ton of parties. all these mfs are alt gay weirdos wearing spikes and cunty fits straight off the main stage you knew theyd get along.

speaking of ages. hariet is 23. spewart (referred to as arty throughout this post because on god i think it is the nastiest most vile name on earth do not play with me stewart is bad enough as it is) is like 28, rangos 30, and topper is like. 37. or 45. could be 50. hes old. he claims hes not. but we all know the truth. nobody knows his exact age. guys been working there since he graduated with his BA in business administration in fuckin '95 or some shit idk im yunc. madame broode is like 65 but will say shes 32. she and topper go way back.

topper is basically a more dickish andy bernard in my eyes. grew up upper middle class in the northeast of the metro kingdom. aggressively thick whatever the mario equivalent to the connecticut equivalent of new donk is. went to cornell. member of the stupid little bowtie club. except toppers a hell of a lot meaner. yes he sang acapella in college what are you gonna do about it. doesnt do it any more because he cant give his coworkers that much dirt on him. toppers life outside of work is a secret. guy will not give up any personal information. says his personal life stays personal and work life stays at work (his coworkers are his best and only friends). he tells a lot of really vague stories because of this. he'll drift into storytime and then someone asks for clarification on a detail and he'll shut down any discussion of any aspect of his past present or future. hes like chilchuck. guys been divorced 3x and has an illegitmate son and none of these mfs know about it until he gets blitzed at the work holiday party and starts spilling stories over a pack of players reds and a beer. hes so weird. i love him.

topper is a musty crusty dusty old man that only cleans up his act for his clients. guys playing online poker in his office holding the cheap cigar out the window so he doesnt set off the fire alarm but the second hes told hey you have a client, he turns on the charm and is charismamaxxing to every damn person that walks through the door. getting called handsome and a delight by old ladies barely older than him, everybodys called darling, he pretends hes not a cynical old gay man and instead acts like hes fuckin rupaul. might as well be in that fuckass green suit. get this diva in the werkroom with that carson kressley ahh fit. he thrives on compliments. thriiiiiiives on it. flirts with everybody and their mothers mother in laws, winks and pretends hes adding on discounts, hes a lil shady but hey madame broodals wedding planners has a 4.7 star rating and its mostly this guy. just dont ask about what he does on the side.

arty gives me binge ed vibes. quite a turn from the lighthearted hcs but i wanted to tell you. because. i feel very strongly about it. guys got some mental health problems and he deals with it in this way. i have a vision in my head. and he reminds me a lot of one of my ocs.

guys how the fuck is RANGO the bouncer of this gang he is built like an unwound paperclip WHO is he protecting the joint from?? a gang of rowdy kindergarteners?? fuck off. i think he would call himself the bouncer in front of others (literally just mario. rangos not very scary. hes got a soft kind heart) but hes really just a kinda doorman/greeter/host typa guy? he checks all the reservations and meetings and keeps the books because topper needs to stop embezzling money because madame broode already does that and only one person can embezzle at a time. rango is kind and pure of heart he is a friendly face and when all these mfs are glaring 90% of the time, thats appreciated. hes cute. that uncle thats a lil weird and a lil goofy but you like him anyway.

this image makes me think of rango. hes a lil off centre. but i like him anyway.

yall im so sorry im cackling typing this. i LOVE a crusty old man. yall are gonna hate this one. im living. i love these. i love them. typing this up makes me like them more.

all of them are allergic to showing up to work on time. except rango. hes there 35 minutes early Every Day. hariet is 5-15m late because the line for iced coffee was long. arty slept through his alarm. he feels bad about it. happens every day. topper always arrives late and leaves early. at my last job my manager would schedule himself for a 9-5 shift and then leave at like. 1pm. guy was allegedly doing all his allocated hours. allegedly. the fuck was he. i hated that job. guy would watch anime in his office on the clock and he ignored me for a week straight after i handed in my notice. HAHA. anyway. madame broode lowk just doesnt show up some days. topper is very pissed off on these days. wdym youre at the fucking spa lady do your damn job. theyre best friends. they take 3 smoke breaks an hour together.

i have no fucking idea what 'entertainer' entails as a job so in my mind artys job is to hire other entertainers. he'll get the best deal on whatever band you want for your wedding trust hes a negotiator at heart. he crosses paths with the koopalings weirdly often. mostly because. he knows their dad and thus. better deal. economics. you want a dj? lawrence s koopa is where its at. you want good sound equipment? roy smooth sounds has you covered. a DRAG QUEEN? i think you mean the queen of DRAAAAG. mx her is in the HOUSE. despite this arty is the least talkative of the gang. he will listen to what the client wants. say ok. and then find the best person for the job he could possibly find. guys good at what he does. if a lil antisocial. who gaf.

hariet and iggy would get along. yall know my mutual pen. ive been talking to zir about this a lot. hariet and iggy would fuck shit UUUUUP together. and by that i mean. fuck shit up. guys please stop making bombs. PLEASE. youre going to go to prison. they yap about pyrotechnics and wiring and the chemistry of making bombs and fireworks and other ballistics and she lore drops about her personal life and he listens autistically. they have fun. she interrogates him about his personal life ik this woman is NOSY she wants to know the inside scoop on the castle tea. she loves a gossip sesh with her weird little friend. giiiiiive her the rumours. she loves knowing whats going on.

topper smells like stale cigarettes and waaaaaay too strong cologne. yknow those salarymen that get blitzed after work and chainsmoke in their suits. thats him. except he doesnt work very hard. its subjective. sometimes he locks in and stays late, more than he acts like and less than he claims, but most of the time he'll fuck off early and hit the bar. or. the casino. this is a man that is a fiend for the blackjack table. i feel like he and wario would get along. mashing the shady fat guys together. trust the vision.

do yall remember when kahmora hall was on the pit stop at like 1pm and got up to get in drag at 6am? hariet. except this bitch is still late. full beat to go to work and fuck around with fireworks and mostly talk shit. miss girl does negative amounts of work. 90% of her shift shes asking topper invasive questions about his personal life, 5% of the time shes asking arty if she can braid his hair, 4% of the time shes texting her friends, and 1% of the time shes working on the actual fireworks display plans. she loves her crusty old man coworkers. she calls them girlies and texts the work groupchat shit like when the chile is tea and the finna is gag sis im dead as a chile.

hariet reminds me of nicole from bistro huddy. love bistro huddy. terry is so topper. rango is aaron. and arty is. fuckin. nico. i love these chuds. from bistro huddy and the broodals. i feel like they have similar dynamics.

can yall tell i havent played odyssey in years and everything i know about these guys comes from what ive learned from yall. all these hcs are based on pure viiiiiiiiibes. yall dont come here for accuracy i just say shit. im so sorry yall the more i write the more egregious these get im sorry i made your blorbos crusty dusty musty old men.

thank you for your indoctrination i appreciate it and i will dip my toes into your community here and there. be ready yall. i think im still a diehard koopalings fan at heart but i am fond of your weird little bunnies and i enjoy hearing all yall talk about them, but definitely go check out way cooler broodals-focused accounts like @project-perfiful and @thekoopalingsandstuffs they are waaaaaay better at this than me. im just a guy! i hope these hcs have satisified the broodals itch for yall im sorry i wish i was more locked in but the koopalings mind virus wont let me go. the hyperfixation chooses me.

im still giggling to myself over my stupid hes not a topper hes a blouse joke. hilarious to the like. two of you. that keep up with my drag race references.

Nintendo, listen... As much I'm happy that the Koopalings gonna come back in the DLC of Super Mario Bros. Wonder and Boom-Boom appearing in another Mario Tennis game...

But... SERIOUSLY NO POM-POM AND BROODALS AGAIN???

I know that Pom-Pom appeared SMP Jamboree but she didn't get much screen time and she only got much screen time in Super Mario Party but i STILL feel like that Nintendo forget about her

And now SERIOUSLY NO BROODALS?? AGAIN?! Nintendo YOU need to give them MORE attention, people loved and liked the broodals but YOU STILL FORGET ABOUT THEM AFTER SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY? wow nice.

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