#margrat garlick

[fairytale-poll]

SEMIFINAL ROUND, MATCH 4 OUT OF 4!

Who is the best Fairy Godparent?

Magrat Garlick (Discworld: Witches Abroad)

Fairy Queen of Sweet Dreams (StarKid: Cinderella's Castle)

Voting ended onFeb 24, 2025

Propaganda Under the Cut:

Margrat:

She inherited the role on the death of an acquaintance and she's doing her best but she's like twenty-one and so, so shit at it. She can't make the wand turn things into anything but pumpkins. She's being followed around by two interfering old ladies who are better at everything. She's up against a far more competent Wicked Fairy Godmother who believes *she's* the good one. It's Mardi Gras, there are zombies, she punches a snake in the face at one point...

Fairy Queen of Sweet Dreams:

Multilimbed ancient god summoned by Ella’s plight <3 She outright tells Ella to move past the Disney crap and be willing to admit she’s willing to take revenge on her stepfamily for abusing her and literally murdering her companions. And then proceeds to sing one of the prettiest songs I’ve heard in a musical. She also calls herself “mother” which was definitely for the lesbians • She's literally the Goddess of All That Is Green and Good. She's ancient fey goddess who comes to Cinderella after an accidental offering of innocent blood and grants her the power to get revenge on her wicked troll Stepmother and stepsisters. She takes Cinderella to the end of time to crafter her slippers and gown from the lat dying star in the universe. In short, she's metal as fuck

shes summoned through the spilling of innocent blood at the base of her favorite tree. she makes a dress and shoes for ella out of pure starlight and enchants them so that as long as theyre on her feet all her dreams will come true. she has an absolutely Banging musical number. also she definitely had smthn going on with ellas mom theres a line that says she used to dance under the tree naked with her

Unlike most other fairy god mothers she gets right to the point and is like """"you want revenge let me help you"""". She is off putting and I love her so much. She also has many many arms and is extremely beautiful and ethereal.

[i-just-want-to-destroy]

“All this — this,” her frantic gesture took in the hated garderobe, the huge four-poster bed, and the dressing room full of stiff and expensive clothes, “this stuff . . . it's not for me! It's for some kind of idea. Didn't you ever get those cut-outs, those dolls, you know, when you were a girl . . . dolls you cut out, and there were cut-out clothes as well? And you could make her anything you wanted? That's me!”

— Lords and Ladies, Terry Pratchett

[loxare]

Jason Ogg said "I'll hit a motherfucker with another motherfucker"

[mrrubbersuitman]

1991 Witches Abroad, 1st American Edition Discworld Hardcover Book. Terry Prachett. VF/NM (9.0). Roc Books (Penguins Group)

This is the first American Printing of Witches Abroad, the Discworld Novel from Terry Pratchett. It features cover art by Darell K. Sweet and is ISBN# 0-451-45225-9. It is Published by Roc Books/New America Library which is a Publishing Imprint of Penguin Group. Book and sleeve are

[thesanityclause]

Cosplays that would be fun as hell: The Witches of Lancre Not only are they all perfect characters, I could learn how to do aged makeup. That'd be awesome.