#mario!!!!

[faffreux]

Italian sighting

THERE HE IS

[lost-in-fandoms]

Max at Shanghai International Circuit on March 22, 2025 by Mario Renzi

[nightmaresindreamland]

Mario surveys the dark, starry orb on the ground, pausing to ponder his best course of action. " ... " He slooooowly rears a leg back in the fullest intention to kick the thing over the horizon.

Nightmare’s had a rough night, plumber man. He got bit by something that has no teeth, he got smacked by a hammer, now he’s getting kicked by an Italian. The orb does go into the air but it doesn’t go into the horizon because Nightmare could catch himself in the air. He goes out pretty far, though, before tumbling out of his orb to his full nine foot, very not happy form.

This big wizard is beyond frustrated by everything that’s been happening tonight and it’s very clear he’s not having it anymore. So, in response, he doesn’t even monologue, he doesn’t even shout.

He just straight up starts shooting stars out of his cape at this dumb, fat little man who decided that ‘I will kick this thing and nothing bad will happen, I certainly won’t anger a very moody very not nice wizard’. He’s just that mad and tired, wanting to go to sleep and get some food.

[pink-hat]

Bowser can’t have his wedding when Mario is around and Cappy try so hard to save him but couldn’t