#marvel shitposting

[mischief-night-ghost]

Deadpool but whenever he breaks the fourth wall, he has to say "chat" first

[redheartedtramp]

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

Peter: Who could that be...?

Peter opens the door and sees a disheveled Mary Jane

MJ: F-face it tiger, you just hit the-

SLAM!

MJ: KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Peter, please! I just wanna talk!

Peter: You know where the Baxter Building is.

MJ: But it's about your aunt!

Peter: ... *rolls eyes & opens the door* What about Aunt May?

MJ: ...I...I wanted to know if she'd be coming over for my grandma's bridge game.

Peter: Yes.

MJ: ...Will, you also be escorting -

MJ quickly puts her foot in the doorway when she sees Peter go for the knob. She knows he won't risk intentionally breaking her foot...

MJ: 5 minutes. That's all I'm asking. I'll leave without any fuss.

Peter: ....Fine. Go..

MJ: ...Okay, so, I broke up with Paul.

Peter: 4 minutes, 50 seconds.

MJ: What, isn't that enough?!

Peter: 4 minutes, 40 seconds.

MJ: Fuck.

Peter: 4 minutes, 35 seconds.

MJ: *pulls out her notes and starts sweating*

[chronophobiaclown]

I think Hobie should just wear the tallest heels he can find for day to day errands

[spongelll]

someone let Wade loose in the spider society, I wanna see that man swoon and bark

[thatstargazingaquarius]

Basically Civil War:

Tony: this is where I watched my parents die, Bucky Barnes

Bucky: cowabummer

[steve-needs-a-hug]

pov: it's been 1 month since i drew something

[lokislastnerve]

Tony Stark voice: “Not a great plan” — me looking at my sleep schedule.

[penisparker-2000]

i DIE when peter gives himself the emo side fringe in spider-man 3. i cannot with that scene it makes me laugh so hard my sides hurt