#marvel sisters

[gammacousin]

Yelena: “Spoiled princess!”

Natasha: “Crybaby!”

Melina: “Stop it! Both of you! What is going on?”

Alexei: “Yes, this is unseemly.”

Natasha: “Yelena got you a marriage counseling book for Christmas!”

Melina: “What?! I don’t understand. Why would you get us a marriage book?”

Alexei: “Yes! Why? I’m not interested in that subject.”

Melina: “We’ve been married 46 years! You think I don’t know everything?! We’ve seen the lows and we’ve seen the highs.”

Alexei: *to Melina* “What day was the high?”

[gammacousin]

Susan Banner: “Maybe she’ll sleep in tomorrow.”

Elaine Walters: *blinking* “What?”

Susan Banner: “It’s Saturday. Maybe Jenny will sleep in because it’s the weekend.”

Elaine Walters: “…that’s not how babies work.”

Susan Banner: “She’s a year old-.”

Elaine Walter: “-A year! Susan! She doesn’t know what day it is!”