Jul 19, 2022
*mid mission*
Natasha: “You’re sure you don’t mind waiting in the car?”
Bruce: “I have a book.”
Natasha: “You won’t get bored…”
Bruce: “I have a book.”
Natasha: “This might take an hour.”
Bruce: *waves the book*
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*mid mission*
Natasha: “You’re sure you don’t mind waiting in the car?”
Bruce: “I have a book.”
Natasha: “You won’t get bored…”
Bruce: “I have a book.”
Natasha: “This might take an hour.”
Bruce: *waves the book*
Clint Barton: “How petty can you get?”
Tony Stark: “I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about. Happy still doesn’t know.”
Yelena: *throwing pillows* “You don’t understand me!”
Natasha: “Can you be more any more dramatic about this?! It was my turn to pick the movie!”
Yelena: “No! No! Dad!”
Natasha: “Ma!”
Alexei: *taking the vodka bottle*
Melina: “Oh my god! That bottle is for the whole family-!”
Alexei: “I’m taking it to my room! And you can run upstairs with another bottle in 30 minutes!”
*driving with the radio on*
Natasha Romanoff: “This will be the day that I die.”
Bruce Banner: *humming in unison* “…Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi.”
Natasha Romanoff: “What?”
Bruce Banner: “What? Nothing.”
*Laura Barton teaching Natasha Romanoff how to knit*
“Stab it, strangle it, scoop out its guts, throw it off a cliff. Stab it, strangle it…”
Yelena: “Spoiled princess!”
Natasha: “Crybaby!”
Melina: “Stop it! Both of you! What is going on?”
Alexei: “Yes, this is unseemly.”
Natasha: “Yelena got you a marriage counseling book for Christmas!”
Melina: “What?! I don’t understand. Why would you get us a marriage book?”
Alexei: “Yes! Why? I’m not interested in that subject.”
Melina: “We’ve been married 46 years! You think I don’t know everything?! We’ve seen the lows and we’ve seen the highs.”
Alexei: *to Melina* “What day was the high?”
Laura: “Do you want to be buried or cremated? Like if you were hit by a bus tomorrow, what do I do?”
Clint: “Go after the bus driver, Laura. Avenge me! AVENGE ME!”
Melina: “I don’t like this movie, Natasha. It’s going to give your father bad ideas.”
Natasha: “You think he hasn’t already committed Grand Theft?!”