#marvel snipers

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Seriously though,

What the fuck Marvel?

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

You know what would be amazing?

If after all this bullshit bitching over Sharon we get to the actual scene in the film and Bucky is disassociating and back in Winter Soldier mode and that kick snaps him out of it and makes him Bucky again.

I’d love to see the look on all the haters’ faces when it turns out that Sharon Carter is the one who saves Bucky from himself.

[trenchcoat-fullof-bees]

I feel like the Marcel snipers are becoming something of an urban legend. Like, originally one actor probably used them as a reason why they couldn't give away somebinformation, and now many marvel actors joke or talk about marvel 'disappearing' them (snipers, van abduction, whathaveyou) if they spoil anything. It's kind of funny.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

PASSING THE SHIELD BACK AND FORTH

OH MY GOD THAT NEARLY KILLED ME

[therightprometheanfire]

So Craig Ferguson has this bit in one of his standup specials where he made a throwaway joke earlier in the set about someone’s people having snipers on him for the joke he cracked

And a little later in the special, he makes a joke about Oprah, and then he goes “I have to keep moving now, her people’s snipers have scopes” while pacing back and forth across the stage

And every time someone leaks Marvel footage or makes reference to the “Marvel snipers”

That is exactly what I think of.

[the-girl-who-believed-in-love]

*Mavel fans right now*being afraid of sharing the civil war leaked material, but sharing it anyway

you do not scare me marvel, okay maybe a little

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

I know there are a lot of things wrong with Age of Ultron but because I worry about the well being of fictional characters a lot I’d just like to say that I’m really glad there is one Marvel Universe where Clint is the most put together and emotionally secure member of the team.