#mass effect garbage

[dragonsshitmagic]

I live for Sahuna’s emails. Her priorities are on point: “What’s your favorite way to kill Kett? How can I make you feel more at home? How do humans make babies? Love ya!”

[dragonsshitmagic]

This might be an unpopular opinion but like... Liam’s personality reminds me so much of Alistair? Am I alone here? He’s adorable! I’m romancing Jaal, but I have Liam lined up for my next playthrough.

[icewraiths]

I made the Paragon and Renegade symbols in the HI 2 art kit. Oops. c’:

[icewraiths]

oh wait I forgot I did this thing the other day too

started out as a gesturing sketch, then became a lazy armor scribble-paint thing (didn't use a ref and holy hell does it show eheheh)

oh well that capacitor chestplate is a pain in the ass anyway

and I'm pretty sure the stimulator conduit greaves are designed to make Shepard's butt look good no matter what (actually I haven't made a manshep yet so I'm not sure if it goes for those guys too)

but dear gaud do I love that shiny deep red armor tint in game--looks slick as hell >:3 also I made the armor light thingies yellow because in game they're blue and clash with the dark red armor and it bugs the shit out of meee

[dickbutt-prime]

so i started up a new me1 playthrough with a DUDESHEP *gasp* whoactuallydoesn'tlookterribleholyshit

and there's this huge

disconnect like

but. commander shepard is NOT MAN???? wWHAT? MAN NOT SAVE GALAXY IS LADY whhhhhhh

i guess i'll get used to it???

[dickbutt-prime]

*slowly formulating a complicated timeline bending AU in which shepard was actually an alien All Along and how it affects the crew and the mission and the storyline as a whole and my life has been ruined by mass effect*

[dickbutt-prime]

DRUNK TALI ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR TALKING ABOUT A THREESOME WITH GARRUS AND SHEPARD

I AM DONE

DONE

GOODNIGHT OH MY GOD

[dickbutt-prime]

cannot physically handle garrus' lack of social skills it huuuuurts