#math fail

[mbrainspaz]

My Verizon bill says it’s -1 days until I get unthrottled data back. Yesterday it was was 0. When I asked about that they said it meant I’d get it back at midnight tonight. So -2 days by their system.

Right. Good to know Verizon exists in a parallel dimension of negative integers where time is meaningless. That explains a lot actually.

Hope they won’t mind me paying my next bill in negative dollars.

[physicsfail]

I don't even know what to say

[funnyfiasco]

Math vs. Reality: Inches Don’t Lie!

[imnotcrazyer]

Something someone actually said to me:

“One is 2 hrs and 10 minutes. The other is 1 hr and 75 minutes.”

[keyboardwhisperer]

I feel bad for flunking math earlier in life, so I'm here reading crap like A mind for numbers: how to be good at maths and science even if you flunked algebra.

[shiiko529]

Patrick, honey, ily but that is not π

[shiiko529]

silly me, i thought 180 x 2 = 360, not 350

have i been doing math wrong my entire life?

[zenfulmockingbird]

I AM MATH