#matsson

[3y3-see-you]

I think it would be incredibly funny if Matsson tries to send Shiv some of his blood and it turns into a comedy of errors but with frozen blood bricks. Like one shows up to their apartment but Tom thinks it’s for him from Greg and is like wow this is fucked up I’m in and sends Greg one.

Greg gets Tom’s blood brick and all umm haha wow well I guess I’m. I’m flattered? I mean I guess this is like a pretty serious sign of commitment to our boss-assistant relationship. Like I could totally just like… frame you for murder with this you know? haha.

but yeah then Greg sends one back to Tom fr and it’s got a return address and everything but Shiv gets it and is like ew Matsson why are you pretending to be my cousin I’m tired of the incest jokes and Matsson is like ??? and that’s how shiv finds out about tomgreg

Anyways I need sleep

[childhoodtheme]

loved the Roys Kids Experience Mania Simultaneously episode. kendall getting psyched by the realisation that daddy isn't here and they can do whatever the fuck they want aka tanking a deal by subjecting everyone to an awful 3 hour american movie. connor asking for permission to do whatever he wants with their father's corpse and sending photos of said corpse to everyone unprompted. shiv throwing back drinks with a baby inside her and starting arguments with her failmarriage counterpart just coz she can (making sure to still ask him out for dinner after it all). roman going off unfiltered at the person heading one of the most career defining business deals of waystar but who cares because they're still grieving and the swedish blood blister is a cunt who needs to know he's a cunt

[synthetic-lettuce]

Was Matsson just fucking with Shiv about the blood?

he seriously did that 🩸

all lies, a charade of vulnerability 🥺

vulnerability was fake but blood was real 💀

Voting ended onApr 25, 2023

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continuing my bad habit of posting abt New Boys late @ night... this is Lance Corporal Matsson (first name Isak). [x]

Part of a special division of soldiers, LCpl. Matsson is a telepath who’s been specially trained to pilot a genetically engineered clone in a fight against insectoid aliens. Think a system similar to the avatars (from James Cameron’s Avatar); when the humans disconnect the mental link, their alien bodies just collapse— same system here, though these links are telepathic (all soldiers have some telepathic affinity, and Matsson’s is pyrokinesis) and the clones are simply stronger, more durable humans.

Matsson specializes in marksmanship, and is the deadliest gunner in his squad of five soldiers; he prefers handling a VX-80 laser rifle, since it’s much quieter than the standard marine assault rifle. He has a strong bond with the squad’s heavy weapons’ specialist, though none of their other squad-mates are sure if they’re dating or not, even though they can often be found lounging together when not in the middle of combat. While most clones are engineered for strength, Matsson’s clone body was designed to be on the slender side of things, taking into consideration his training as a marksman and his need to stay out of sight moreso than marines trained in other fields. He uses hearing aids, since the shock of his first clone body dying ruptured his eardrums; it’s rare that he gets taken by surprise, and the stress from trying to quick-disconnect the psychic link nearly ruptured his heart as well. He considers himself lucky, in the long run; many of his squad-mates have slipped into comas or choked to death from quick-disconnects, not even beginning to mention the trauma for those who survive the process.

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[declanscunt]

yoohoo! big summer blowout