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Scarf for a delightful woman I met at a conference. Progress pics just for fun.8/2 tencel, 24 epi.

#weaving

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psst you should do todays wordle

Hehehe they made this one just for me! I got it in 3

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It took me all 6 tries. Wordle is deadass Induced Aphasia: The Game.

Earned some Fun Auntie Points with the 8 y/o in my life with a yarn shopping spree and a weaving lesson. She decided to experiment with different beating pressure to make different textures :-)

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Twill scarf in 8/2 tencel and some unknown silk. Went with vibes on this project and convinced myself to just trust the process. Dyed the rainbow warp with some pals. Designed the warp order in the reed, figured out weft colors as I went. Yippee it makes me smile!

#weaving #fiber art

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meadow’s puppies aren’t even a year old yet and they’re HUGE compared to her… what the

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The black one looks just like my mutt Shadow!

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Best Large City Park

Central Park (NYC)

Millennium/Grant/Northerly Island Park (Chicago)

The Emerald Necklace (Boston)

The National Mall (DC)

Cherokee/Seneca Park (Louisville)

Fairmount Park/Logan Square (Philadelphia)

Golden Gate Park/The Presidio (San Francisco)

Chain Of Lakes (St.Paul-Minneapolis)

Mount Royal Park (Montreal)

Balboa Park (San Diego)

Voting ended onMar 21, 2024

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Entire lakefront (Chicago)

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Entire lakefront (Chicago)

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At a party and a guy was telling me about how one of his coworkers was complaining about how he thought his dealer was lacing his heroin with cocaine and then the party guy was like “but his dealer was his brother” and I said “that’s some cocaine and abel shit” and the joke flopped so hard but I stand by it so I had to share it somewhere

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*leaning conspiratorially over the table in the DC steakhouse* Hey isn’t that the weird bug who’s in charge of the nighttime? And who’s he with? That is NOT his wife.

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In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

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cc: @petermorwood

My 13yo dog in the water fountain. He used to curl up in it every day, now it's a rare feat.

#dog

90% of the ads Pinterest is serving me are for menstrual products or menopause information. If there's one thing they can be sure of about me, is that I definitely either menstruate or don't. Guess they're not technically wrong.

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everything in the whole world is erotic. except for sex. sex is too on the nose.

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Janelle Monae throwing a crumpled piece of paper into an overflowing trashcan: "I'm never going to get these lyrics right."

My dog made himself an implausible shape.

#dog #long dog

Nona the Ninth fandom, the moustache rides are $0.69, not merely "cheap" in a generic and abstract way. It was described abstractly in the book for the glib comedic deliciousness of seeing Pyrrah weasel out of saying sixty-nine out loud in front of her learned associates. But when you draw the t-shirt it needs to say 69.

#Nona the Ninth