god’s favorite chew toy

24 | any pronouns | Roman Coded Greg Girl | I may not believe in astrology but boy am I a scorpio

[3studs]

very much rushed because I thought of this and decided to draw it on my phone instead

ewc by @justcakethanks I love these little guys

this has PROBABLY been done idk man I'm tired

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

realized i have started texting like mr darcy

[plasmalogical]

[existennialmemes]

Your cats are not "manipulating" you they are communicating with you. They do not understand why you're limiting their food supply or keeping them indoors or preventing them from ruining your furniture or whatever.

When they meyowl pathetically for more food, it's not because they're trying to "trick" you into feeding them again. They just want to be fed, and they're smart enough to notice the correlation between certain sounds they make and the responses they get from you.

They've figured out that if they want to communicate to you that they want more food, if they make those pathetic sounds, you're more likely to behave as if you've understood what they're trying to communicate.

When your cat waits for you to look away then yoinks food off of your plate, it's not because they love crime. It's because they're social colony creatures who instinctively share food with each other and they don't understand why you're not sharing the best foods with them.

Your cats are very intelligent, social creatures who see you as their Very Strange sibling.

They've learned how to make intricate sounds just to communicate with their humans. When the sounds they make elicit the responses they want, they learn that those sounds are the most effective way to communicate their desires.

Not because they're scheming about how to control you, but because they don't know how to communicate with you any other way.

[crabussy]

just got asked "sorry, are you a man or a woman?" over the phone and I just said "ahh that's not important right now" but when I got off the phone I went TEEEE HEEE HEEEEE and skipped around. very masculine behaviour. never beating the nonbinary allegations am I

[red-garden]

MAGA boomers SHOCKED by 20y/o commie speaking fluent hog

[red-garden]

Hog 201 for anyone interested in trying this:

Bodily autonomy (like abortion, anti draft, etc) -> “The government shouldn’t be able to force anything on my body I don’t want.”

Anti surveillance -> “I don’t trust big government/big tech (big brother if you’re feeling frisky) with the ability to spy on me and my family.”

Immigration -> “Next to all of us immigrated at some point, I don’t see why the elites get to decide who’s allowed to be where. What’s to stop them coming for me?”

Climate Change -> “Big oil shouldn’t get to determine whether or not I get to go places. I don’t want to be dependent on some big business to survive.”

State Violence -> “I don’t want the goddamn secret police breathing down my neck! I trust my community a whole hell of a lot more to help me than I do the state!”

The vast majority of conservatives think of themselves as underdogs being repressed by the government/the elite, and they value personal freedom (specifically their personal freedom, they don’t care about other people). The will almost always agree with leftist points if you can find a way to blame the problem on their vague enemies (useful, since rich people are the root of most problems), and tie it back to their ability to say fuck everyone else. NEVER appeal to science, theory, logic, or human goodness. Make it seem as if you are a paranoid lunatic who trusts no one. They love it.

[dinosaurjam]

#you need to tailor your arguments to people's existing values and priorities if you want to convince them #the flip side is that it's every bit as easy to tailor conservative arguments to convince a leftist audience #so don't get smug #you're not immune to this either <- prev extremely true

[crabussy]

doxxing myself. I’m on a boat in the middle of the big blue sea near some islands and dolphins and other random nonsense

[mrsandman42069]

-28.531560,175.309976

[crabussy]

DUDE

[leonkennedysprostate]

i ♥️ filtering tags i ♥️ blocking blogs i ♥️ scrolling and not engaging i ♥️ curating my online experience

[escuerzoresucitado]

being escorted out of town

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

people love to assign human morals to animals for no reason. one time i was talking about my cats to my friend and i called them boyfriends (bc they’re gay) and she got SO flustered and was like oh my god!!! i thought they were brothers!!! i’m so sorry!!! i’ve been calling them brothers this whole time!!! like bro i got them off the street they definitely could be brothers. they are also boyfriends. you know why? bc cats don’t know what the words “brother” or “boyfriend” mean

my housemate @birdy-brained literally calls their cats brother husbands lmaooooo

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

people love to assign human morals to animals for no reason. one time i was talking about my cats to my friend and i called them boyfriends (bc they’re gay) and she got SO flustered and was like oh my god!!! i thought they were brothers!!! i’m so sorry!!! i’ve been calling them brothers this whole time!!! like bro i got them off the street they definitely could be brothers. they are also boyfriends. you know why? bc cats don’t know what the words “brother” or “boyfriend” mean

my housemate @birdy-brained literally calls their cats brother husbands lmaooooo

[beakerhoneydew]

I do find Three to be such a fascinating addition to the Murderbot world because as soon as you have 2 datapoints instead of 1 you’re like “oh SecUnits have personalities. And ours is just an asshole.”

[paperpatchnotes]

Lol full comic 😅 I feel like I've seen enough fanart now to know we all thought this scene was amazing

(side note - credit to yuner0523 for their very good visualization of pings and the feed that i def used)

[blessphemy]

[ablueblur]

It's the Ponyo revolution meme.

[documentary-of-a-rogue-secunit]

Tbh I'm not sure collapsing down your ribcage is normal for SecUnits. I think Murderbot used its freedom to become the SecUnit version of hypermobile. Three spends too much time with Murderbot to register this as weird I think but one day MB is gonna take a finger off to inch it under a door to open a lock in front of a different rogue and it's gonna be like "what the fuck is wrong with you."

[shrubfriend]

I love you Martha Wells. I love you and your beef with privatized transit and whatever happened to you at Rainforest Cafe.

[transcarcinization]

naja, don’t give the secunit cigarettes