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24 | any pronouns | Roman Coded Greg Girl | I may not believe in astrology but boy am I a scorpio

[botanycrewmember]

Ep5 of Our Wars Have Ended really kicked me in the gut with that beautiful setup and payoff at the end with Morel begging the Voice of the Mountain to give Dogged back to him so he could talk to her one last time.

The entire episode is Morel trying and failing to prevent Dogged from being humiliated in death, while willfully ignoring the fact that it is entirely his fault that Dogged died in the first place. His paranoia over Timmer possibly resurrecting Dogged leads to her being forcefully resurrected anyway.

And then, after insisting that he's saving her from being "brought back" for the entire episode, Morel ends up begging for the Mountain to bring Dogged back for his comfort, and the narrative itself tells him no, she won't come back for him, because he is the one who killed her.

[bugpurity]

i think sore morel being told his fav special daughter thinks he killed her is going to heal him and make him normal and nothing bad will happen #joy #happiness #hiswarhasended(withjoy)

[trangoldin]

[medievaljournalist]

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

[thecactifindahome]

[freezerfridays]

biig fan of the slight difference in chant that reflects upon the person being ressurected, cauls "troubles not won" vs doggeds "fight not won" and what that says about their moment of death and subsequent revival,,

[creepish]

do you ever just sit and realize how insane people have acted towards you

[lakevida]

trying to communicate ideas through language and it doesnt suffice so you turn to the abstract image and then people want to be talking to you about the images NO!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! !

[lakevida]

precisely

[likeafantasy]

[shark-tranny]

hitjob from a girl with huge assassins

[pointnclick]

hank green and john green have a mario wario thing going on cuz i think hank seems nice but joghn makes me scared like wario

[pointnclick]

nvm theyre both wario

[pulsingvoid]

thinking about how in mother mary hunter schafer takes anne hathaway's measurements while michaela coel terrorizes her mentally and then about an hour later when hunter is off on an "errand" and they're alone michaela looks at the measurements like 'tsk i can't read my assistant's handwriting all of a sudden 🙄 and takes her measurements again but more sexually this time... one of the many ways mother mary (2026) is david lowery's flowery self-indulgent lesbian fanfic

[segamascott]

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry if this is a stupid and/or weird question but your response to that anon talking about people experiencing orgasms during childbirth made me wonder if there's a certain point in development after which it'd be weird for pregnant people to have sex or masturbate, since after a certain point the fetus(?) can hear? like, should people do it quietly or does it just not really matter? sorry again but i am genuinely clueless

should. should pregnant people have sex quietly so their baby doesn't hear?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

okay even assuming your unborn child can hear you fucking. it's like having sex in front of your stuffed animals or your dog, dude. they have absolutely no understand of what is going on. they don't give a shit. at no point is any person who has ever or will ever be born going to go "oooooh man I think hearing my parents fuck while I was in utero really fucked me up actually" that's not how anything works. they're too busy going "mmm yummy amniotic fluid" they do not know or care that sex is happening

[rainbow-demoness]

I swear this is a consequence of the "life begins at conception" propaganda. Combined with the recurrent moral panic about "protecting children" (from knowledge).

Absolutely rancid combination of Christian morality with Christian morality.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I'm sad to say that the rise of fascism has been visible in my inbox for years as people become increasingly distrustful of their own bodies and pleasure. you see it in people's paranoia around becoming "porn addicts," their need for reassurance that a 24 year old isn't a predator for dating a 22 year old, their fears that they may have unwittingly committed assault by looking at another child's naked body when they were young, their insistence that consensual sex is impossible for anyone who has had a single drink or smoked a whiff of weed. people, especially young people, are doing a tremendous amount of work for fascism in terms of rigorously policing their own bodies and sexual expression, and they often don't even realize it.

[evilbatmanisagatewaydrug]

The scientists fucked outside of my cloning pod all the time, knowing that I could see, hear and comprehend what was going on, and I turned out fine

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

stop telling people you came from a cloning pod you crawled out of a sewer drain and we all know it

[treasuresfromthearchives]

There Will Come Soft Rains (Ray Bradbury)

by TIMES WE LOST

[redstonedust]

"i know this show was made for children but i enjoy it too." > awesome and cool. watch whatever you want forever.

"i know it LOOKS like it was made for children but its SECRETLY for us. calling it a kids show is an insult cause kids could never understand these THEMES and EMOTIONS. we're the TRUE fans." > i dont think i trust your opinions. you seem lame as fuck.

[hauntedchronicler]

thank you ao3 for always delivering what i need alongside insights into strange and beautiful lands of which i have no knowledge