It's important to note that Nigel Farage has already lost this. His goal at the beginning of the year was to market his assortment of scumbags, grifters, liars, weirdos, plagiarists, racists, wankers, losers (and in the case of MattGPT Goodwin: all of the above) and fuckholes into a "sensible future government", his biggest member other than him being "Consistently Wrong and Terrified of Children's Drawings" rat from a sinking ship Robert Jenrick. It was going to be an uphill battle. His second goal was to buy legitimacy with the public by stating that "the elites were out to get him, and he'd have the people on his side" by winning a by-election he called himself after an investigation into bribery was launched. Everybody, even shit-for-brains and back-up-against-the-wall Kemi Badenoch (having lost her "best" operative to a defection to Reform... that husk of a person being Robert Jenrick... she was also going to have an uphill battle) has seen this for what it was and stepped aside. Farage is claiming "harassment" of his family is causing him to throw this pissy fit. The "harassment" in question is a single journalist turning up at his 3rd property at lunchtime, knocking on the door, and leaving when nobody answers. When utterly debauched waste of life Jeremy Hunt - remember him?- (wheeled out of his den to be a vacuous talking head) manages to score a zinger by pointing out how fucking weak he is due to Hunt having to endure round-the-clock helicopters and daily reporter barrages (rightly so) in his tenure as a minister fucking the NHS raw, it fucking kills me to agree with the cunt. Would you want Farage in government if he folds like a fucking origami shit-bird? Nige is now taking the "fight to the establishment" and fighting a shit-poster in a bin. He's going to be remembered as the guy who lost votes to a bin. Even if he wins, he had to fight a bin to get the votes. Liz Truss will inevitably breathe some weapons' grade cringe into this.
