#maultine

[dimsunstuff]

i was feeling sad so naturally I tried to solve it by sketching some soft-core smut...

It did help a little

[butts-art]

[necro-lag]

DinMaul, MaulTine, RexMaul, CodyMaul, MaulTano, VaderMaul, JanMaul/Mango, MaulDme, kriffin Vario X Maul is better than this ship!

There is not a single thing this ship COULD have done that any other Maul ship already does it better! (Especially PreMaul!)

[anoth3rhappylanding]

Can I share something with the class and ask that nobody yell at me about it?

I really do not fuck with Codywan. Like at all. And I've tried, I swear. It really should appeal to me. But I just really kind of hate it. And I don't know why? All the love to everyone who loves them, but I just can't. And I'm honestly kind of sad that I don't.

And just for the record, I'm big fan of gay Star Wars. DinLuke? Yes please. FinnPoe? Disney I'll never forgive you for robbing me of this beautiful love story. VelCinta? My loves, don't make me talk about it too much or I'll cry again. Kalluzeb? In my top 5 Star Wars pairings of all time. Bo and Sabine, I don't really have specific pairings that I love, but that's two lesbians right there, your honour.

And it's not because of the clone/general thing, because I'm a fan of Bly and Aayla. Even though I prefer her with Kit, I think her and Bly are still pretty cute.

And it's not like I'm not capable of multishipping, even though I'm usually more of an OTP kind of lady. Anakin and Padmé, definitely. But also Padmé and Sabé, absolutely. Satine and Obi-Wan, that's home right there. But I've somehow gaslit myself into genuinely becoming a huge Satine and Maul fan (I also love the concept of Satine and Garm Bel Iblis even though there's nothing in canon to support that delusion, but I read one good fic and it changed me forever). I'm chill with them having other entanglements. Except Kanera and Kalluzeb. It hurts my heart to think of them with other people.

And I'm not even one of those people who likes to pretend that Obi-Wan isn't a raging bisexual. I love him and Quinlan. Him and Maul have some great potential there too. I'm not an Obi-Wan fucks men denier. I may however be more picky with my Obi-Wan pairings than others, but even still, I should like Codywan. Right?

Like the art is gorgeous. The fics are excellently written. It's a popular ship. It's two characters I really like. What the actual fuck is wrong with my brain that I dislike it so much?

I feel like I'm in crisis. Does anyone else inexplicably feel this way about popular ships? Maybe I can gaslight myself into enjoying them, but I am afraid they're my least favourite ship. And honestly I think that fact upsets me more than anyone else. I resent this development a little bit.

I'm sorry Codywan fans, I swear I tried, I just really hate it. It's the shipping equivalent to avocado for me. I hope you all can forgive me and still let me come to your Star Wars parties. I promise I'm cool. Kind of.

[songspirits]

ok BUT, maul and satine being a duo would be the most hilarious thing to happen out of the clone wars

just imagine them working together. and satine slowwwly discovering while working with him that palpatine is the sith lord long before anyone bc of how close she was with maul, and maul just being one of those ppl thats like :))))) we could take over togetherrr :)))))))

imagine obi wan being horrified at a certain degree to the duo’s partnership,,, and has a hard time believing palps is the sith lord when satine tells him due to his ongoing belief of her being hysterical lolll

obi wan AND satine’s stress levels for this fic could go through the roof tbh

[maulfucker]

ough collision of listening to music with having blorbo thoughts. I have been hit. by the realization that this song is kinda. thee maultine dynamics in my head. "I know you built your castles, and dreamed of being saved from the dragon.. disillusionment my dear, when you woke up you had no one.. alone in the silence of your room you look for your savior's blade.. [..] he will never be able to free you from the beast.. [....] better in bad company than alone. you need a man to call yours, even if that man is me". satine still holds hope that obi-wan will come to help her, but they both know he can't come. he can't save her from maul. and maul, well. he knows she despises his very essence. he can't be what she wants, doesn't want to be what she wants. this situation is less than ideal for them both. but he's already here, so why not lend himself to her. with a man to call hers she is less of a target, even if that man is someone she despises. better in bad company than alone.

[xiamei-sami]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Satine Kryze & Darth Maul, Satine Kryze/Obi-Wan Kenobi

This gets my vote for most creative Maul fic of the year. 

Maul and Satine working together to take down Bo Katan for the sake of Mandalore, I love it. Great writing and great idea, will be watching this one very closely.

[necro-lag]

Come to see Maul beauty, stay to see which ships are mentioned.