Pedro Pascal Characters as Cats
@blueeyesatnight and I ranked the Pedro boys on what kind of a cat we thought they were ranging from:
1 - Pampered show cat that likes being carried around on a tufted pillow
to
10 - Absolutely feral. You see this cat maybe twice a year and every time youāre surprised itās still alive.
The quintessential housecat 1. There has never been a housecat more a 1 than Max. Max is the kind of cat that yowls loudly that heās hungry every ten minutes and you just yell back āYOUR BOWL IS FULLā but he doesnāt stop yowling until you give him freshĀ and differentĀ food. He knocks everything over any time your back is turned and will look you full on dead in the eye and knock your tea off the table.
Heās a housecat but like one of those cats that you have to buy an entire fucking Ferris Wheel for because they get antsy. Needs more engagement than a lounging cat - probably has at least seven of those feathers on a string toys he carries around. Keeps the house clear of pests.
Ezra - 5 (but wants to be a 1)
Look, Ezra is a 5. Heās gone a little feral but he longs for the nicer things. He is a hard scrabbling tomcat but if you gave him a little food and a little love heād gladly spend the rest of his life curled up in a patch of sun on a windowsill purring like crazy.
Jack could make it on the mean streets if he wanted to - he just doesnāt want to. He likes the finer things in life, thank you. At least once he has stolen an entire roasted chicken from the counter and dashed away before you could scold him. But he shows back up an hour later and twines around your feet and purrs until you forget why you were mad.
Is this even a question? I donāt feel I need to explain this. Maxwell is a showcat 1 - in a different way than Max P. Maxwell wants all the nice things and a pillow to sit on and you can train him to do tricks. He is a fucking show cat and he knows it.Ā Yet somehow he only ever gets runner up at the cat shows.
This guys is a goddamn housecat through and through. Isnāt looking for as much pampering as a 1 but heās not going to make it on his own. Cries if he gets locked outside, even if itās just outside the bedroom door. Just wants to have a little bed he can curl up in near you.
Javier PeƱa - 6 (pretending to be an 8)
Javier plays the street cat. Heāll take any opportunity to run outside and wonāt come back til the next morning with a few feathers stuck in his teeth. But in his heart heās a housecat - just let him strut in the window a bit and hiss at the ferals and heās happy.
The most 10 of 10s. Boy does not know how to behave indoors. Heād piss everywhere, escape at the first opportunity and youād never see him again. Heās got a notch in his ear from the one time he trusted someone and never the fuck again.
Dave York - 8 (pretending to be a 3)
Blue and I disagreed the most on this one. I think because Dave is both a solid 3 housecat and a vicious feral 8 at the same time. Which leads me to the conclusion that Dave is the cat who has let you adopt him for the moment - because it suits him to have a warm place and nice food through the winter. But he will eat your goldfish and then disappear as soon as the weather turns.
Oberyn has many homes and none. Thereās at least four different families in the neighborhood that believe heās ātheirā cat but he goes where he pleases. Will absolutely scratch the shit out of you if you try to capture/collar him. Motherfucker is lethal but insists on the organic salmon. Has never and will never be neutered. The father of half the kittens in the neighborhood.
Heās an outdoor cat with no interest in being indoors. Heāll let you pet him and then suddenly bite you and not even he knows why. Heāll follow people home but doesnāt go inside. Probably has fleas
Frankie is a dog. We will not be taking questions at this time.
