Avery and Xander headcanons
he still gives her lemon scones out of tradition
they were constantly getting told off at school for talking through lessons
when xander found out about jameson and avery he teased her relentlessly asking her loads of questions about there sex life until avery snapped one day and said(very loudly) “yes xander he ate me out in the same car we ride to school in!”…xander never asked again after that
when xander and max became a thing avery gave him a very long talk (he’s never been so scared of her in his entire life)
avery has a list of all the worst jokes xander has told
he made her sit through the whole Star Wars saga and avery actually liked it, now they talk about it all the time and xander gifted her the death star lego set for her birthday
xander is a not so secret swiftie as avery was very pleased to find out
avery always calls xander whenever she’s struggling with college work (he’s happy because he gets to pull out the big whiteboard)
xander loves to send the highly inaccurate articles written about her
avery is xanders way of committing the most diabolical pranks on Jameson (she’s very happy to be complicit)
when him and max started going out he liked to send photos of her in bed with him to torture avery, then avery stated sending the same to him of Jameson and they had the whole “that’s my best friend!” “Well that’s my brother!”
in their high school days they would pull all nighters together in one of the libraries and drink a bajillion energy drinks (they both go a little insane afterwards)
they rescued baby ducks they found in the woods and xander made a little duck sanctuary (it took up a whole room)
xander, rebecca, avery and thea would always sit at lunch together and gossip about all the students (xander is the best gossiper out of the brothers)
they have competitions to see who can steal the biggest amount of sweet treats Libby has made that day
they will stick their tongues out at each other through out the day
they have an awesome secret handshake that is so long now everyone has stopped trying to figure it out (they also can do it in lightspeed time)
they schedule in monthly deep talks/rants over doughnuts
xander is very awkward when people cry so whenever he sees that avery is about to cry he just looks for jameson and will not hesitate to shout for him
they love going into random posh british accents and saying “oh I do think so my lord” “alright, governor” “after you m’lady”
xander has the worst 0.5s of avery and she is literally paying him not to show them to anybody
avery is xander’s favourite victim for unexpected experiments