#maximum cringe

[odinsblog]

Unmute! (or don’t)

That is some top notch, grade-A ass kissing going on right there. Must be a whale of a donor

Fake laughing ass Republicans be like

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

If you migrate to tumblr like Darktail into ShadowClan, you will die like Darktail, if you migrate to tumblr like Fireheart into ThunderClan, you will thrive like Fireheart

[xaallo]

Seriously 04, you should really get in on this fur~

[ferretfyre]

First of all, this article title sounds like something written as a gag article to make fun of these kind of stories.

Second of all, I can’t wait to see the lady who made the Oh So Feminist™️ Twilight try to “topple the patriarchy” (last I checked, Twilight was one of the most comically sexist stories I’ve ever seen)

And thirdly, women within Viking culture actually had a lot of respect and power relative to the standards of the time, so I have no idea where the fuck this whole story idea is coming from anyways.

Like... just quit while you’re ahead and just go make something else.

[adelalovesmadara]

What If: Naruto is Rin Reincarnated

Naruto was secretly a girl. She was the reincarnation of Nohara Rin and she had Ōtsutsuki Ashura's chakra attached to her soul. Naruto tried very hard to be the opposite of her former self and changed her speech pattern when she realized she had the 'dattebane' verbal tic from Kushina, she might as well went along with copying her idol and mother's speech pattern.

So when the fake Madara's mask cracked, broken, and pieces of it was falling to the ground, she gasped quietly and let out a broken murmur as tears streamed down her cheeks in horror and gaping realization.

"No... is that you, Obito...?"

Obito looked at her, puzzled and a wry smile on his half scarred face. And then he scoffed as his eyes narrowed.

"Kakashi, you're telling about me to your students?" Though, there was a doubt in there because he recognized that tone of voice that Naruto used when she whispered his name. And her stare. And her tears. He didn't even know she was a female, but the moment Naruto uttered his name he somehow knew she was a girl.

Naruto was still shocked and crying. She shook her head and glared, she was determined to get the answer of the real identity of the masked man.

"Are you really Obito?!"

Her question came out at the same time as Kakashi and Gai.

"Does that really matters?" Obito twirled the gunbai in his hand in nonchalance.

"Yes!" Naruto's voice cracked as she sobbed. "Obito, Obito, he, he died! I was there, Kakashi was there and and," she gasped, "There's no way Obito had survived, his body was... there's no way..."

The silence was defeaning.

She choked as she whispered brokenly. "I'm sorry."

Obito stared at her, frozen. Kakashi was doing his best not to start screaming once he heard her speech patterns change. It sounded like Rin, but that was impossible.

With a shocked but tender look, Obito said the name he hadn't say in years.

"... Rin?"

Naruto wiped her tears. "... you're really Obito, huh..."

Obito stepped back as he saw the smile Naruto was wearing. She... she was definitely Rin, with that smile of hers.

He couldn't take the thought that he had the intention to kill what was might be Rin in Uzumaki Naruto's body.

The silence was maddening; no one wanted to break it.

And then Madara came.

[ferretfyre]

[bananaerobes]

Screaming and crying over these 2013 pictures of me with my Niall cardboard cutout. Courtesy of a crispy iPhone 3 camera.

[lilybarthes]

@ american scandal podcast get some voice actors i beg