May 28, 2023
Mav: So, hypothetically-
Slider: What did you do this time, shortstack?
Mav: I accidentally ate Ice's leftover pierogi. How long do you think I have left to live?
Slider, seeing Ice slowly rising up behind Mav: Five.
Mav: Five what?!
Slider: Four.
#it turned into the pillow fight to end all pillow fights#maximum attack#maximum destruction#they're still finding feathers for months afterwards#mav tried to defend himself that Ice's cooking is just too good to resist#everyone knows that you never take iceman's food#incorrect quotes#top gun#icemav#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#ron slider kerner
