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Answers About The New Home

snowytumble replied to your photoset “Behold my fridge. For those of you warning me not to eat the butter,...”

SAM! YOU BOUGHT A HOME! And.....the fridge must be exorcised immediately O.O Please say the rest of the place is cleaner?

Somewhat? The walls are...kind of gross. They very clearly owned at least one cat.

niennanir replied to your post “We enter a new chapter in the life of Sam Spamming You Guys With His...”

If you take measurements of your closet (don't forget depth as well) an elfa designer at the Container Store will customize a design for you and then pull all the parts you'll need. I have custom shelving from every major manufacturer and theirs is by far superior in quality and highest in price, just so you know.

That was my plan! Though I find Elfa kind of ugly, I can’t deny it’s both efficient and reasonably priced. 

graveyardlilies replied to your post “We enter a new chapter in the life of Sam Spamming You Guys With His...”

I may have missed something, but why are you spackling your walls before painting? Does that always need to be done?

Not always, but if you have a bunch of holes in the walls, it’s good practice. There were a LOT of rather large holes in the walls, particularly where shelves were mounted, so I wanted to fill them in. I’ll try to remember to take photos of the spackling I did when I’m back there tomorrow.  

memprime replied to your post “We enter a new chapter in the life of Sam Spamming You Guys With His...”

Congratulations on your new home! Did you ever find a subletter for your apartment?

I haven’t even started looking yet -- I only told my landlord I had closed AFTER I closed. I’m in a crunch but I’m hoping my landlord will take last-month’s-rent as a lease-break fee. 

mysweetetc replied to your photo

Sam, so happy for you!!! Also been following you since the mid-oughts and our life milestones have lined up in some odd ways -- this week you got your first home, I bought my first new car! Yay for both of us. Sorry yours involves more cleaning and work.

Aw congratulations on your new car! I hope it’s awesome and fights you less than my condo is fighting me :D 

maxisawerewolf replied to your post “We enter a new chapter in the life of Sam Spamming You Guys With His...”

I sure hope the reno/nesting experiences lead to some domestic-hijinks fics :3

Maybe eventually. At the moment it’s too exhausting to both execute and write about. :D

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Spider-Man and Deadpool, halloween pranking

Peter fumbled for his apartment key, obstructed by the bags full of supplies in his arms. Spider powers only helped so far. He could defy the laws of physics, but he could not transfer that ability to his groceries.

Finally managing to get the door open, he entered to find Wade sat at the kitchen table with a bowl of candy in front of him, a bunch of candy wrappers, and a little tube of super glue clutched gently in his fingers. He was wearing his uniform, but his mask was pulled up over his nose.

When Peter stepped in, Wade looked up and grinned at him. “Welcome home, baby.”

“What… are you doing?” Peter frowned and dumped his bag on the kitchen counter before investigating. “Are you putting candy into the wrappers?”

“Yeah!” Wade held up what he was working on. “I’ve totally just mixed Skittles and M&M’s and am putting them back in the bags mixed up.”

Peter put a hand over his face. “Oh my god. That is so bad. That’s awful. You are an evil bastard.”

Wade tittered and dabbed a tiny bead of glue on the inside of the seal before squeezing it shut and holding it for a few seconds. “It’ll be so funny.”

“No, Wade, god, you’re gonna kill someone doing that.”

“Say wha?”

“Hello!” Peter grabbed one of the M&M wrappers and held it up in front of Wade’s face. “See this?”

“The ingredients?”

“No, under that. ‘Manufactured in a facility that also process peanuts and tree nuts.’”

“So what?”

Grumbling, Peter curled his fist around the wrapper and crushed it. “What if someone’s got a nut allergy? This is a surefire way to give someone anaphylactic shock and die.”

“Oh shit.” Wade looked down at his handiwork and frowned. “Does Tony have a nut allergy?”

“Tony?” Peter blinked. “I don’t… think so? Pretty sure I saw him shoveling down Reese’s cups at the Fourth of July… party...” Wade grinned at him toothily, and Peter looked at the wrappers again. “Ohhh.”

Wade chortled to himself and reached across the table for another bottle of glue. “Wanna help?”

Peter bit his lip, conflicted for about five seconds before he grabbed the bottle and sat down to assist Wade refilling the bags. “Fuck it.”

“Check out what I got for Logan’s bathroom,” Wade said. From under the table he pulled out a sack full of plastic, but very real-looking cockroaches.

“Oh my god. He’s going to kill you.”

“Hehehehe…”

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maxisawerewolf

  While I was in the shower, Goose (a No Good Very...

(sorry I couldn’t help it)

maxisawerewolf

  While I was in the shower, Goose (a No Good Very...

#naked and annoyed, title of your sex tape

I fully understand the urge, and in fact thought that as I was posting. 

it’s also not a bad setup for porn. “Oh no, my towel is gone! How will I possibly dry off now?” “Never fear, I like you wet! ;)” 

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mozzie

sexuality headcanon - bi-ace

otp - none

brotp - neal and also elizabeth

notp - also none

first headcanon that pops into my head - dude’s autistic as fuck, which is maybe a little obvious but it did say first one to pop into my head, so

one way in which I relate to this character - i too am autistic as fuck

thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character - nothing that i can think ofcinnamon roll or problematic fave? - porque no los dos

[tijuanabiblestudies]

burnt sienna, dodie yellow, crimson, gold, silver, black

^___________^

right back atcha

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maxisawerewolf replied to your post: x

this is my first encounter w the word “snoominkin” and i am DELIGHTING in saying it out loud

ehheheh i’m glad someone’s equally tickled by it as i am.

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for funsies: your initials! (for bonus funsies if you feel like it: my initials!)

Name a fandom you didn’t care/think about until you saw it all over tumblr.ummmmmm. yuri on ice?

A person who got you into a fandom and what fandom they pulled you in to. maggie pulled me into check please fandom--and others, but i’m having trouble remembering things

A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind.as we were just discussing earlier, i never really shipped spander until i read A Particular Fic

...and we have two out of three initials in common, so i’m just gonna do the remaining one of yours

Choose a song at random, what ship does it remind you of?i put my Top Songs 2017 on shuffle and it gave me “burning up” by marianas trench, which i already decided long ago is a post-canon jdox song

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@maxisawerewolf replied to your post: this is apropos of nothing in particular but garp...

this. is an “i barely know what you’re talking about” opinion, in my case anyway

lol yeah i knew that much. minor spoilers under the cut if you’re curious

he’s luffy’s shitty grandpa who “toughened him up” by tossing him into all manner of life-threatening situations when he was a tiny child and also punches him frequently and as far as i can tell most of the fandom does not see anything wrong with this