#maxmoefoe x reader

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MaxMoeFoe

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Requests are open!

Hello all! Sam here to let y’all know that all request slots are open! That includes but is not limited to:

❥ drabbles

❥ matchups

❥ headcanons

Please take a look at my faq before submitting! Fandoms that I write for most often are listed here as well as some dos and don’ts!

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how you meet - maxmoefoe x reader -

Max

You had hit a rough patch. Just out of college, waiting tables at a bar usually filled with snarky locals and old men going through mid-life crisis and divorce. Sometimes- you spent the majority of your break in the bathroom stall cursing yourself for deciding to major in photography. Not that you didn’t love taking photos- your dream was to own your own studio- but you were still paying off college loans. 

So here you were, in the bar you were at every night except saturday and sunday, serving bacon cheeseburgers to a man who complained about his ex not letting him see his daughters. 

You didn’t have sympathy for the guy- because afterall- he was complaining in a bar, and the cheeseburger was getting choked down with whiskey. Giving off a sigh, you started to go your rounds around the tables you assisted- when the obnoxious bell on the door rang. 

Coming into the bar with the sounds of laughter were four guys, and as soon as you got a good look at the lot, your heart dropped. You knew all four of them. In your spare time- you watched youtube- it was a normal past time, provided, and these four just happened to be some of your favorites. Well, your exact favorites. 

It was rare you found people in here to have a good time- not just drown out their sorrows with alcohol. Even rarer- youtube icons. Even though you lived in Melbourne, you never expected this. Just as quickly as they sat down, you came out with some menus. 

“Hey guys, and welcome! I’m going to need to peep at everyone’s ID’s, you to be sure.” You said, going through the usual, watching as all their eye’s fell on you. “Of course, of course!” Max said, with raised eyebrows as the rest of his buds handed over licenses and such. After a brief check, you returned all their identification to them. “Alright, what can I start you off with?” You asked, you had to admit, your hands were shaking with excitement. 

George was the one to say what he was drinking first, then Ian, then Chad, and lastly Max. At the end of his decision, he added ‘doll’ to the sentence. Very awkwardly, you might add. 

As you walked off to fill their order and leave them to the food menu, you could hear the conversation from inside the restricted areas. 

“what the fuck was that, max?” You heard. You giggled a little. 

“She’s really pretty..” That answer tugged your heart strings a little bit. 

Carrying a tray full of glasses out of the doors and beginning toward the table, your mind raced with ideas and flirtatious comments, you were getting ahead of yourself, for sure. 

You had forgot to look where the hell you were going, you thought you knew the bar like the back of your hand. However- a certain geeky brunette wasn’t exactly a decoration. You looked back up when you heard the tray hit against something- next thing you knew- you were falling. 

You squealed as you went down, everyone in the bar turned their heads, and simultaneously you could hear glass shattering around you. When you heard the laughing, you knew you didn’t want to look up. But you had too. Before you did, you were met with a hand. 

You didn’t look just yet, just grabbed it, figuring it was some drunk old man trying to get some pUssy. But when you finally picked your head up, in front of you, was Max. Everything stopped feeling like slow motion. 

“Holy shit, I’m so fucking sorry-” He started, you interrupted. “You’re sorry, I ran into you!” You said, your cheeks turning even more red. Almost as red as him.

“I was going to see if you needed help, you looked like you’re struggling, that was alot of alchohol for one girl to be holding-” He said, still frantic. You dismissed his worries. “That’s.. so kind of you..” You smiled a small, compromised smile. The smile back made you melt. 

“I-I’ve got to clean this up.. and get you guys your order..” You said, fixing your black apron. Max nodded. 

“When you’re done with that- we’d really like some consolation for our wait.” He spoke, you’re heart sank- what if they told her boss? You nodded. “Anything, for sure.” You spoke, now quicker. 

“Add another drink to our reciept, and when you bring it, come sit with us, surely you can take a break.” He grinned, causing you to grin even wider back. 

As he returned to his seat, you went back into the back, with a little more pep in your step. 

//It’s been done thousands of time before, but oh well. Joji and Ian coming soon!

hope you folks enjoy, and can someone please fucking request? I’m excited for some good requeeeests. 

as always, it’s lans, and thanks for reading!//

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Imagine the boys buying you lingerie

Joji, Max, Ian, and Chad. Saw a request for panty preferences and I screamed. Also, don’t let any of these pictures make you feel bad about yourself, you’re all fuckin’ sexy and you could rock it all.

Joji

Joji would buy you something with as little coverage as possible, finding the tease of skin exposed through lace and sheer panels sexy. He’d also make you take it off, slowly.

Max

Max loved to see you in anything soft, and frilly. Finding that they highlighted the natural, sexy shape of your body. Hugging your curves just right. He also loved how easily bralettes were to get off.

Ian

Ian loved over the top lingerie, garter belts, stockings, the whole nine yards. He especially loved how you looked in red. He never really spent that much on any underwear he bought you though. Since it’d probably get torn off anyways.

Chad

Chad thought the whole idea of lingerie was unnecessary, he preferred you naked, over all. So it surprised you when he did buy you some. He’d keep it simple and basic, easy to take off. More for you to feel sexy, than him.

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Secrets - Max x Reader Imagine

Maxmoefoe imagine requested by @little-raconteur​

Some cursing, that’s about it. Y’all are pretty much best friends from college and you’re about to meet the rest of the Cancer Crew. Max was acting a bit… weird. Today he was quiet and reserved, possibly deep in thought. Today was the day I finally got to meet his friends Ian and Joji. Or was it George? He called him both so I wasn’t sure what to call the guy who played as Filthy Frank. My friend sat there on his couch with his arm crossed, not even speaking a word. Here and there he’d clear his throat and check his phone for the time but other than that he did nothing. I turned the television on and watched some type of cooking show to pass the time. There was nothing better to do other than wait.

As time went along the silence became awkward between us even with the TV on. Instead of letting it continue on, I turned to him, “What’s been bugging you man?”

Max scratched his nose and breathed in, “Nothing y/n. It’s nothing.”

“Dude you know you can’t hide anything from me. Well anyone at that. When something bothers you, it bothers you. Everyone can tell.” I chuckled as he glanced over at me.

The man beside me sighed, “Okay fine. I’m just fucking worried, alright?”

“About what?”

“That Ian and Joji won’t like you. You’re one of my bestest friends and so are they so it has me all fucked up.”

In an effort to try to soothe him I put my arm over his shoulders and pulled him close, “Look, cunt, Chad liked me when I met him didn’t he? What’s the big fucking deal? If they’re anything like you, they’ll like me for sure. Plus, why am I just meeting them now? How long have you known me and how long have you’ve known them?”

“You know we’re always busy with stupid shit when they fly in. We should go to the airport soon.”

*-*-*

Joji’s plane was supposed to come in first and when we got there, it hadn’t arrived yet. Max and I sat in the chairs beside the gate, hoping he’d come soon. 30 minutes passed and they announced his plane, “JFK to Perth now arriving.” We stayed seated. It would take a little while for them to file off the plane and such so there was no use in getting up.

Ten minutes later, people started exiting. Max watched for his friend and low and behold, there he was. Joji and Max embraced, patting each other’s backs before the attention was turned to me. “Oh hey! You must be y/n!” Our guest exclaimed, “I’ve heard a lot about you.”

“Really?” I questioned, looking at Max with a large smile on my face. He rolled his eyes.

“Totally, he talks about you a lot. Y’all seem pretty close.” “Well we have known each other for a long time. We went to college together actually.”

Max stepped into the conversation, “Ian will be here soon. His flight wasn’t too long after yours, was it?”

“Nah, Kelsey and I can go check and see when his plane arrives.” Before I could protest Joji grabbed my wrist and tugged me along with him. I looked back at Max who merely shrugged his shoulders at me. We arrived at the huge board and the both of us watched over it. “There we are. San Antonio to Perth arriving at 12:15. That’s in 30 minutes.” Joji turned to me, “Promise not to tell Max what I’m about to tell you.”

“Uh, okay?” I furrowed my eyebrows.

“Max has a huge thing for you.”

A laughed escaped my lips, “You aren’t serious, right?”

“You see you’ve known him for so long and you haven’t noticed it? Sure he actually straight up told Ian and I but you can’t even see the way he looks at you?” My heart jumped into my throat and I felt like I may vomit up butterflies. Was it really true? Or was Joji and Max doing it as some joke? Then I thought about it and I remembered that hell they weren’t middle school boys anymore. So I nodded my head and smiled. “Well? Don’t you like him back?” Joji questioned. Man I feel like I’m back in fucking high school.

“Sure.” I told him.

*-*-*

As soon as we scooped up Ian and they both got their luggage, we piled into Max’s car and started on our way home. “Eh, George?” Max looked in the rearview mirror.

Joji looked up from his phone, “Yeah?”

“What did you tell y/n here at the airport?”

“Nothing of importance.”

We both rolled our eyes as he continued down the road. I pulled out the vlogging camera and turned it on. “So what are we doing this time around boys?” Ian and Joji both looked up and Ian started making creepy faces at the camera.

“We’re going to fucking crash into the side of a building that’s what we’re going to do.” Stated Max, swerving in his lane.

I took a few shots going down the highway. Australia was always beautiful to me, that’s why I wanted to go to school here. Everyone went quiet again so I put the camera away and looked to Max, “Hey I have a question for you.” “Ya?”

“Joji here brought something to my attention and apparently Ian knows of it too. You like me huh?”

Almost immediately his cheeks went red, “What? No.”

“Why would Joji lie to a complete stranger though?”

“George has no idea what-“

Ian butted in, “It’s true. He likes you, a whole lot. When he drinks he gushes about you, about wanting to kiss you. Makes me want to vomit.” He did the noise too.

“Let me do an impression.” George scrunched up his face and did an Australian accent to the best of his ability, “You guys, she is so beautiful I’m so happy she’s in my life. I wish she would just realize my feelings.”

Throughout his whole speech Max was yelling for him to shut up and Ian and I started laughing our asses off. “Shut the fuck up you cunt. Shut up.”

“Well is it true?” I asked.

Everyone went quiet, waiting for his response. You could hear the engine throughout the whole car that’s how quiet it was. Suddenly he sighed, “Yes it’s true.” The boys in the back exclaimed in excitement. “Do you like me?”

“Well duh.”

Max took an exit off the highway, “How long?”

“When we met really. You were so sweet and cute back then, well you still are but it kinda just clicked you know?”

“Same here.” As we continued talking of the conversation we were soon back home. We all exited out of the car and Max approached me, “Would it be inappropriate to ask for a kiss?”

“Not at all.” I wrapped my arms around his neck and stood on my tippy toes to press my lips to mine. The other two exploded once again, which made me smile into the kiss. They started yelling Chad’s name who quickly exited out of the house.

“What the-“ His confused expression suddenly turned into a smile, “It’s about time you fucking cunts!” They all enveloped us into a group huge.

“Oh fuck off!” Max laughed as he held onto me tighter.

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Imagine your first kiss with Max

Maxmoefoe imagine.

Since you asked so nicely;)

“Hold this.” Max handed you a large box, it was lighter than you expected. “What is this?” He just waved you off. “Set it in the living room, yeah?” You rolled your eyes but did what he asked regardless. You assumed it was for a video, since he’d mentioned two other people were coming over as well. You’d seen more boxes in the back of his car but decided to sit on the couch and wait for him. He came in with two boxes, one stacked on top of the other, and dropped them haphazardly onto the ground. “What is in the boxes?” Max tore one open and tossed something at you, you dodged. “Raman?”

He nodded opening all the boxes. “It’s for a video.” You squinted at him as he smiled at you. “What are you doing with all these noodles?” You threw the package of raman back at him. “We’re going to fuckin’ cook it in a washing machine then eat it.” You blinked and he took the opportunity to land a hit with the noodles. You growled throwing it back at him standing off the couch to get another package. Only to be hit by several while doing so. “Max!” He opened his mouth to respond while you lopped a package at his face as hard as you could. You swore you heard some noodles crunch upon impact. “Ow! Oh fuck me!” You laughed loudly as Max held his face. You kneeled next to him, feeling a little bad, even though you knew he was playing it up.

“You okay, baby?” You mocked, Max squinted at you and before you could react brought his hands to your sides. Tickling you mercilessly. “You think I’d let you get a away with fucking whipping noodles at my face?”  You giggled and panted shoving at him and struggling, but he was so much stronger and pinned you to the floor. “Max, Max. Please! I can’t breathe!” he finally relented, face in front of yours, panting just as much as you were.

“Max...?” You weren’t prepared for the kiss but you were certainly ready. Your hands were in his hair in an instant, arching your body to press against his as he gripped onto your thigh. You moved to deepen the kiss-

“We shooting a youtube video or a porno?”

Joji had a bruise on his forehead from how hard Max threw the noodles at him.