1. What is your favourite book?
Thisis a totally evil question, you know. Just for that I'm going to be academic and nerdy and say that Jared Diamond's book on human evolution is fun and just the right amount of pretentious.
2. Have you lost control of your life? (there is only one answer here i think we all know what it is)
You act as though my life was ever under control...
3. Which would you rather be, a stripper or a hooker?
Stripper. Apparently to be a hooker you have to actually pretend to enjoy what you're doing, not just lie there and count your money.
4. What did you last dream about?
Honestly I don't remember. It's been a couple days; I don't dream when I'm super tired. It was probably HP-related though. 3/4 of my dreams at least are HP-related. (I don't have a problem, I swear!)
5. What are you watching/listening to right now?
Watching nothing. Listening to the Monster Mash because I have that thing that lets you make a playlist of all the music you've ever reblogged.
6. Are you afraid of the dark? (don’t even pretend ur not even a little bit omg pls)
Actually no. Not at all. Dark is good. Night is good.
7. Favourite Disney movie?
Hogwarts. Hogwarts trumps everything
9. Wow I’m running out of questions okay what did you last eat?
I had 3/4 of an avocado earlier before getting bored and deciding that the rest was old enough that I could toss it out without feeling guilty.
10. What’s your first language? (don’t say sarcasm u little shits)
Technically I learned French and English at the same time. These days though I think you can count English as my first language because my French is so rusty oh my God I'm going to die next semester if my Medieval and Renaissance lit class makes us read the original version of the books.
11. Umm okay who did you last text?
My friend LC I think. Or possibly a clasmate. I'm too lazy to check.
I have to do questions now? Oh dear...
How tall were the highest heels you've ever worn and could you walk in them? (If you have never worn high heels, then: would you ever try on Dr. Franke n Furter's shoes? And yes, that's kind of a terrifying picture. Couldn't find a good one with Tim Curry so you get that instead. I'm not sorry.)
How old were you when you learned about fanfic?
What was your first ever username? (Or the earliest one you remember.) If it doesn't have lots of xs at the beginning and end or numbers I will be shocked.
How long did your horse (or dolphin) phase last?
Which tumblr darling do you find the most unattractive? (I.e. the celebrities we all seem to be obsessed with around here.)
Steven Moffat or Russel T. Davies?
Your reaction to the following sentence: "Dan Radcliffe should play Voldemort in the inevitable eventual remake of Harry Potter."
How many Pandora stations do you have? (And if you don't have Pandora then stop what you're doing and go change that immediately.)
Choose one of the following: Somebody I Used To Know, We Are Young, Call Me Maybe, Gangam Style.
Be honest: what should you be doing right now instead of being on tumblr?