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Cookie: Mayo, come in.
Mayonnaise: Meow.
Cookie: Please?
Mayonnaise: Meow.
Cookie: Mayonnaise, come in or I’m getting Schmitty on you.
Mayonnaise: Meow.
Cookie: I’m gonna go call him if you don’t come in, Mayonnaise!
Mayonnaise: Meow.
Cookie: SCHMITTY! THE CAT IS PISSING ME OFF!
(submitted by @riverkath, source is based off an argument she is currently having with her cat)
(Mayonnaise trying to steal a cookie)
Cookie: Mayo!? Mayonnaise stop it! Stop it! Mayonnaise!?
Mayonnaise: Meow.
Cookie: STOP TRYING TO EAT MY CANNABILSM!
Billy: DUNNY WHAT THE HECK!?
(Source: @riverkath, submission)
Cookie: Cat, come hither!
Mayonnaise: meow
Cookie: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
(Source: Me trying to get my cat into my room, submitted by @riverkath)
Remember, if you see a post on @wrongydkjquotes about Cookie and Mayonnaise arguing...
BLAME RIKER. THAT FUCKER WON'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT MEOWING AT ME ALL PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY.
