River Kawasaki: Writer Of Crimson

Konmizu and welcome to the show! I am River, your Lore Queen, Writer of Crimson and #2 of Horrorwood. Enjoy my chaos or simply don’t. Have fun!

[riverkath]

Intro Post or something idk…

Konmizu! The the name’s Riverkath! You can just call me River or Riv for short! Maybe even call me Narrator or Narra! Who knows!? I’m a crazy and childish idiot who somehow managed to survive her way to… honestly idfk at this point.

Basics:

Name: River Kawasaki (Internet alias)

Nicknames: Riv, Writer Of Crimson, Lore Queen, the somewhat reliable narrator, that chaos gremlin in the corner, The Narrator

Pronouns: she/her (if you call me they I don’t mind)

Age: 20 (I'm not a minor, but still no ew stuff)

Height: ALLEGEDLY AVERAGE BUT I CALL BULLSHIT (5’4)

Sexuality/Identity: Asexual (maybe aro too?) female

Blood Type: Okay, [REDACTED], calm down.

Favourite Colours: Pink and Green

Favourite Game: Dungeons And Dragons

Favourite Food/ Drink: Curry and Hot Chocolate

Favourite Song: Welcome To Horrorwood - Ice Nine Kills (Listen to it, it slaps)

Fandoms I’m in: DND, just… horror movies, INK, Critical Role, Midst, Hololive and Danganronpa

Also! I run @masterofcookies cuz brainrot was real ages ago and @saltytriviaofficial someone had to and I regret it

ALSO ANYTHING I DRAW OR SAY CAN BE USED FOR ART PROMPTS, JUST TAG ME

#rivertag is my normal “woo youre at my page” tag

#riverart is for my art

#rivs rambling again is for… y’know… me rambling (which is always)

#riverama is for my answers

#sorry about my lack of braincells is… my voice acting tag (removed problematic person from the tag)

#reblogged for shits and giggles is when I reblog shit

#river finds oddly specific tags is what it says on the tin

#riverdnd is for my DND talk (I’m in a campaign now, be prepared)

#somewhat reliable narrator is for The Narrator, my self insert

#17 int 9 wis looking ass is for talking about my DND character, Morgan “Mori” Lamplight

#poor crazy werven is for talking about my favourite NPC in my DND games, Werven

#empty dragon gacha addict is for talking about my other TTRPG character, Sora Tatsuyama

#caramelody is for talking about my DREAD character, Melody “Caramel” Kantick

#lil rat goober is for talking about another DND character, Kiori “Rat” Lemongrass

#riveposting is for liveposting with Riv. Get it? No? Oh shush.

[riverkath]

So…. Funny story for those on the messy side of the ST bubble.

Someone just sent a message saying they recorded all their lines.

I didn’t even know we had the script ready.

Oops.

[riverkath]

There are 3 types of people when the second health bar comes up.

(Source: A DND session 2 weeks ago)

Bonus: Have a close up on the best NPC, a WIP and the original idea that I went nope to.

[riverkath]

hey its that person(tm) again, any tips for people looking to get into dnd?

for the record i wanna be a bard because i get to kill people with insults and rickrolls

Local game stores are a good place to start. I found my group from the Discord my game store has (also no one on there knows how to use Discord)

But take my advice, you won’t find the best group immediately. Finding a D&D group is like dating. It’ll take a while to gel with the group and that’s okay! It took nearly 5 months for our group to finally feel right and comfortable. (Mainly cuz we had 3 problem players but that’s besides the point)

But just get out there and have fun! Play whatever and whoever you want! Others can’t tell you what to do! Unless they ask you to play a cleric. Please, we need a cleric.

[riverkath]

oh.

oh okay.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“We’ve BarbenHeimer’d this session.”

-Blood Hunter during a session with a murder plot and tavern fun happening simultaneously.

[riverkath]

about the stealing character thing

id say do it. creator a total ass and you wanna steal their characters? i support that >:D

Also that character would be a badass DJ and menace at the train station I’m making for all my characters.

[riverkath]

Someone please tell me that 20 is a special birthday. I’m not waiting until 21 to get a banner and balloon with my age on it.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“Am I proficient in snowballs?”

- Barbarian during a random snowball fight

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Dammit, we gotta go to the teeth man and get that potato peeler.” - Blood Hunter

[riverkath]

i know you probably wont see this, or even want to send this, but i wanna say i really hope youre okay. i was stupid not to check shit with you, and im just feeling really bad for that move. really. im still feeling guilty, but i know thats my fault

if you see this, hope your life is good, and ill be supporting you from now on, really. - kimulo

Thank you, dude. It’s hard to apologise and by god you did it well. Everyone makes mistakes and I get it. Also you didn’t know that I had changed, I didn’t even know I had changed until I looked back and cringed at past me.

Life is good, I’m doing okay and I hope you’re doing good as well! Thanks to you, I’ve moved a bit further away from ST! Just slowly scooching away. That’s me.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

(Context: Its 2am the day of DND day.)

DM: Assuming we’re all good for our usual time and meet up place?

Blood Hunter: Of course but why are you up at 2am

Barbarian: Why are YOU up at 2am?

Blood Hunter: Touché.

Blood Hunter: WAIT IS EVERYONE EXCEPT THE ROGUE UP AT 2AM

[the-haiku-bot]

Blood Hunter: WAIT IS

EVERYONE EXCEPT THE ROGUE

UP AT 2AM

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[riverkath]

how the fuck did I get haiku botted

Good bot.

[saltytriviaofficial]

Welcome to the somewhat official Salty Trivia Tumblr page!

This is where you’ll learn new things about the game, get fun BTS moments and maybe even talk to the staff and people behind the lovely voices (and terrible audio quality, again I am sorry Haley)

This page is run by River (me!) but will also hopefully feature input from Haley, Roo, Pyrrho and Walter (if we can find that man anywhere)

Salty Trivia with Candy Barre – hai!touch Studios

A sassy, salty party trivia game. Play on keyboard, gamepad, touchscreen, or phone browser!

Also, play the game. We worked hard on it.

[kimulokml]

QUICK PSA BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON THIS INFORMATION WAS WITHHELD FROM THE YDKJ/JACKBOX FANDOM!!

NOTE: DO NOT HARRASS ANYONE IN THE DOC!!! THIS IS JUST A QUICK PSA THAT AT LEAST YOU SHOULDN'T PLAY THE GAME!!

Your girl Kimulo here with a quick Public Safety Announcement regarding the main person behind this, Haley.

So some of you know Haley as that person who made Salty Trivia, yeah? Well... She's done some very problematic things, and hasn't apologised for them or is attempting to change herself. In fact, here's everything she's done:

fizzy/haley/val evidence compliation - Google Docs

Oh yeah, fun fact, the last time someone tried to spread this doc, Haley was whining about it, and I'm pretty sure she promoted harassing and mass reporting the victim.

And she hasn't changed. One look at her twitter account is enough to confirm this. And she has tried correcting members in this one fan-ydkj server in a very rude way. Okay, it isn't as major, but it is proof she hasn't made a change about herself attitude wise.

Why am I making this? I'm seeing a few people still play her game, and let her into servers while being unaware of her actions. And I want to put it out there to this fandom that she is a danger and doesn't plan to change anytime.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

Block all accounts listed in the below section.

If you share any circles with any of the accounts listed, report them if you can.

Please reblog this!! The main point of this is to get the message out to the YDKJ and Jackbox fandoms!!!

DO NOT HARRASS ANYONE!! MY GOAL ISN'T TO INCITE HARASSMENT, IT'S TO MAKE THE FANDOM AWARE OF WHAT SHE'S DONE!!

WHICH ACCOUNTS SHOULD I BLOCK?

Any alias of Haley listed in the doc

@/riverkath (tumblr and discord) - Defender of Haley, made a public threat against the victims of Haley because the doc got Haley disqualified from a competition.

@/saltytriviaofficial (tumblr) - Haley's fan-game account. This is mainly run by River, but it is stated that Haley has some control over the account.

@/ha1touch (discord) - Haley's current Discord alias.

ANYONE ELSE I SHOULD BE AWARE OF?

Phyrro - He is a person working on Haley's fangame. I don't know what socials he has, nor do I know his stance on the situation. If he's unaware, let him know. If he defends Haley, block and report.

Roo - He is also a person working on Haley's fangame. Like Phyrro, I don't know what socials he has, or his stance on the situation. If he's unaware, let him know. If he defends Haley, block and report.

Again, please reblog for awareness!!

And a few messages to a few people.

To Haley - Your behaviour on twitter and in the server are both proof you haven't changed. Nor do I expect you to act civil about this and maybe think that you need therapy or something to show you the wrong of your ways.

To River - Don't defend Haley. Her behaviour is unforgivable right now, and you threatening the victims doesn't exactly put you in a good light. Grow up, and make a choice between continuing down this bad route, or realising Haley's wrongs.

To the Server Owner - Yeah, I, uh asked my friend Evan to report Haley to you. I got nervous about making two reports within the span of one month. Sorry that this will probably be how you find out, but yeah. I overthink a lot, and that was one of those moments.

[riverkath]

Okay, look. I’m just gonna come out and say that I’m strictly professional with her now. I found out that some things and also ever time I talk to her, we argue. So here’s my two cents.

Was I wrong to like Haley? Not at the start. I thought I was friends with her, I was for a while. Until… I realised that I now know how to make friends and she isn’t what I’m looking for in friends. I’ve surprisingly grown up in the last year. I’m learning a lot about myself and my boundaries, mainly how to put them in and say no. I’ve also realised Haley isn’t the best when it comes to opinions. Looking at you, Twitter. I’ve never agreed with any of her opinions.

Oh and about that public threat… I was just angry. Look, I wouldn’t actually hurt anyone, I’m too scared to do that. I think I just needed something to lash out at.

And Haley has basically no control over that saltytriviaofficial account. That’s all me and my thoughts. It’s not been active cuz I’ve been stepping away from Haley.

If you wanna block me, go ahead. I won’t hold a grudge, no bad feelings. Seriously. If it makes you feel better, safer, do it! I’m not stopping ya! (Also I don’t post about ST or YDKJ on my personal account anyway, it’s just DND and Midst)

Just don’t take it out on the boys… That’s all I ask.

Sorry for making you all read this but thank you for your time. I’m not good with words so please understand.

[riverkath]

River’s Evidence

River’s Apology and Evidence Document Intro I’d start this off with a happy little “konmizu!” but we all know that isn’t appropriate here. N

I HAVE A THING NOW, PLEASE READ IT IF YOU WANT THE BIGGER PICTURE.

[riverkath]

love being caught between a rock and a hard place.

Fucking love it.

Love being blocked by people I need to explain things too.

Love not being able to say what I need to say to certain people.

Great, do I have to make a fucking Google Doc myself!?

I will. Honestly, seems like a nice afternoon of gathering evidence that I am also completely fucked here.

I could leave. But it’s the sunk cost fallacy and I care too much about the character I voice.

I could steal that girl. She could be mine. Does stealing an OC count as theft if the person who made is is a c*nt?

(Wait no, I can’t call her a c*nt, she lacks depth and warmth. Also I’m censoring that word cuz I don’t know how y’all feel about that one.)

[saltytriviaofficial]

Welcome to the somewhat official Salty Trivia Tumblr page!

This is where you’ll learn new things about the game, get fun BTS moments and maybe even talk to the staff and people behind the lovely voices (and terrible audio quality, again I am sorry Haley)

This page is run by River (me!) but will also hopefully feature input from Haley, Roo, Pyrrho and Walter (if we can find that man anywhere)

Salty Trivia with Candy Barre – hai!touch Studios

A sassy, salty party trivia game. Play on keyboard, gamepad, touchscreen, or phone browser!

Also, play the game. We worked hard on it.

[kimulokml]

QUICK PSA BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON THIS INFORMATION WAS WITHHELD FROM THE YDKJ/JACKBOX FANDOM!!

NOTE: DO NOT HARRASS ANYONE IN THE DOC!!! THIS IS JUST A QUICK PSA THAT AT LEAST YOU SHOULDN'T PLAY THE GAME!!

Your girl Kimulo here with a quick Public Safety Announcement regarding the main person behind this, Haley.

So some of you know Haley as that person who made Salty Trivia, yeah? Well... She's done some very problematic things, and hasn't apologised for them or is attempting to change herself. In fact, here's everything she's done:

fizzy/haley/val evidence compliation - Google Docs

Oh yeah, fun fact, the last time someone tried to spread this doc, Haley was whining about it, and I'm pretty sure she promoted harassing and mass reporting the victim.

And she hasn't changed. One look at her twitter account is enough to confirm this. And she has tried correcting members in this one fan-ydkj server in a very rude way. Okay, it isn't as major, but it is proof she hasn't made a change about herself attitude wise.

Why am I making this? I'm seeing a few people still play her game, and let her into servers while being unaware of her actions. And I want to put it out there to this fandom that she is a danger and doesn't plan to change anytime.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

Block all accounts listed in the below section.

If you share any circles with any of the accounts listed, report them if you can.

Please reblog this!! The main point of this is to get the message out to the YDKJ and Jackbox fandoms!!!

DO NOT HARRASS ANYONE!! MY GOAL ISN'T TO INCITE HARASSMENT, IT'S TO MAKE THE FANDOM AWARE OF WHAT SHE'S DONE!!

WHICH ACCOUNTS SHOULD I BLOCK?

Any alias of Haley listed in the doc

@/riverkath (tumblr and discord) - Defender of Haley, made a public threat against the victims of Haley because the doc got Haley disqualified from a competition.

@/saltytriviaofficial (tumblr) - Haley's fan-game account. This is mainly run by River, but it is stated that Haley has some control over the account.

@/ha1touch (discord) - Haley's current Discord alias.

ANYONE ELSE I SHOULD BE AWARE OF?

Phyrro - He is a person working on Haley's fangame. I don't know what socials he has, nor do I know his stance on the situation. If he's unaware, let him know. If he defends Haley, block and report.

Roo - He is also a person working on Haley's fangame. Like Phyrro, I don't know what socials he has, or his stance on the situation. If he's unaware, let him know. If he defends Haley, block and report.

Again, please reblog for awareness!!

And a few messages to a few people.

To Haley - Your behaviour on twitter and in the server are both proof you haven't changed. Nor do I expect you to act civil about this and maybe think that you need therapy or something to show you the wrong of your ways.

To River - Don't defend Haley. Her behaviour is unforgivable right now, and you threatening the victims doesn't exactly put you in a good light. Grow up, and make a choice between continuing down this bad route, or realising Haley's wrongs.

To the Server Owner - Yeah, I, uh asked my friend Evan to report Haley to you. I got nervous about making two reports within the span of one month. Sorry that this will probably be how you find out, but yeah. I overthink a lot, and that was one of those moments.

[riverkath]

Okay, look. I’m just gonna come out and say that I’m strictly professional with her now. I found out that some things and also ever time I talk to her, we argue. So here’s my two cents.

Was I wrong to like Haley? Not at the start. I thought I was friends with her, I was for a while. Until… I realised that I now know how to make friends and she isn’t what I’m looking for in friends. I’ve surprisingly grown up in the last year. I’m learning a lot about myself and my boundaries, mainly how to put them in and say no. I’ve also realised Haley isn’t the best when it comes to opinions. Looking at you, Twitter. I’ve never agreed with any of her opinions.

Oh and about that public threat… I was just angry. Look, I wouldn’t actually hurt anyone, I’m too scared to do that. I think I just needed something to lash out at.

And Haley has basically no control over that saltytriviaofficial account. That’s all me and my thoughts. It’s not been active cuz I’ve been stepping away from Haley.

If you wanna block me, go ahead. I won’t hold a grudge, no bad feelings. Seriously. If it makes you feel better, safer, do it! I’m not stopping ya! (Also I don’t post about ST or YDKJ on my personal account anyway, it’s just DND and Midst)

Just don’t take it out on the boys… That’s all I ask.

Sorry for making you all read this but thank you for your time. I’m not good with words so please understand.

[riverkath]

Guys I have a problem.

We got to Level 8.

I took an ASI.

Mori now has 18 INT.

THE TAG IS OUTDATED.

(Oh and she now has 14 STR, that’s good. No I’m not upping her WIS until she EARNS IT.)

[riverkath]

LADS ITS THE MIDST TRIO.