#elliot hooper

[caramelflame]

Hermes: Good morning!

Athene: Good morning.

Virgo: Good morning.

Aphrodite: You all sound like robots. Try spicing it up a bit.

Elliot, bursting into the room: MORNING MOTHERF--

[fierroschild]

what if your mum was DEAD and your dad was DEAD and your sister almost DIED and your daughter almost DIED and your nephew almost DIED and the you DIED

[robinwannabee]

Elliot : Wow. A surprisingly peaceful domestic moment!

Elliot : when will it be ruined?

Vesper : DAAAAAAAAD!!

Elliot : there it is

[caramelflame]

Elliot: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis.

Josie: Elly, you’re only 6 years old.

Elliot: I MIGHT DIE AT 12!

[caramelflame]

If the Hoopers had a group chat:

Virgo: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste.

Elliot: We got spring water

Virgo: NO.

Vesper: With EXTRA minerals.

Aster: It’s like licking a stalagmite!

Virgo: DON’T COME HOME.

Elliot: Mmmmm cave water

[caramelflame]

Aster: Mum, I’m sad.

Virgo: *holds out her arms for a hug* It’s gonna be okay.

Vesper: Dad, I’m sad.

Elliot, nodding: mood.

[caramelflame]

Elliot: hey, we’re back from the grocer-

Elliot: …

Elliot: Virgo, why are Thanatos, Hypnos and Nyx in the living room?

Virgo: Hermes told me to satanize the house

Hermes: sanitise, Virgo. Sanitise.

[caramelflame]

Virgo: change is inedible

Elliot: don’t you mean inevitable?

Virgo, spitting out coins: no I do not.