Neymar with Mazzafera: PPP (Pego/Penso/Passo/Já peguei)
So basically this interview is about Mazzafera showing pictures of some girls (I’m assuming they’re all famous in Brazil, either Instagram influencers or singers or actresses, but mostly influencers or models or something) and Neymar has to say if he would sleep with the girl, think about it or pass, but of course if he has already slept with her he should say so as well.
In the introduction they talk about Mazzafera having reached 7 million subscribers on his channel etc.
The girls in order of the video (I’m not sure how you spell their names and if I even understood them correctly, but I’ll do my best):
Cleo: he would sleep with her
Lara Silva: he says he doesn’t know her, but he would think about it
Barbara Labris: he would sleep with her, I think he says he’s friends with her // I think Mazzafera then asks him if he would kiss his friends as well and he says yeah sure let’s go for it or something in that context
Vitoria Belato: he passes
Gabi Martins: he would think about it
Camila Loures: he passes
Vivi Wanderley: he would sleep with her // Mazzafera then says he would ship them together // ney says he really likes her but that they’re only friends // Mazzafera doesn’t believe him though
MC Mirella: he would think about it because he’s friends with her, but then confesses he has already slept with her
///Then Mazzafera calls Vivi (I believe) and tells her that Neymar would sleep with her and asks if she would sleep with Ney, she and Neymar laugh and says “I dont know, terrible” // Mazzafera hangs up and says to Neymar “you have to be quick” and Neymar tells him “you’re too much”
Manu Gavassi: he passes (it’s funny because I believe she is Bruna’s bff or something)
Kefera: he passes
Emily Garcia: he would think about it // Mazzafera asks why, Ney replies with (I’m not sure about this!!) “i dont know, its difficult)
Anitta: he says they’re friends, and they have already slept with each other, and he would not sleep with her again because they are friends
Bruna (Marquezine): he says “fuck, what do you want me to say? I dont have a good answer for her. I already loved her, it already happened.”
K.T. (?): he says he would think about it, Mazzafera looks at him in disbelief and Neymar confesses he already slept with her, and he would think about it if he would sleep with her again
Giovana Lancelotti: he would think about, once again Mazzafera doesn’t believe him, he confesses he has already slept with her and would do it again, but also says they’re friends
Carol (NOT Dantas btw): he passes
Isabela: he says he’s friends with her, (then they talk about something on his IG), he would think about sleeping with her but he says it’s not worth ruining their friendship to sleep with her
Cinthia Cruz: he passes
GKay: he says he’s friends with her, I think he says that during his birthday they laughed a lot, but he would think about it
Grazi & Caio Castro (a couple): he doesn’t want to interfere with couples, so he passes
Merceli Casagrande: he passes
Carol peixinho: he would sleep with her
Ani: they’re good friends, so he passes, and he has never slept with her
Ana Mosconi: he would think about, then jokes and says he doesnt remember if he has already slept with her, but if I’m not wrong he has already slept with her
Mari Nolasco: he would sleep with her
Gabi Prado: he passes
Tete (?): he doesn’t know her, and passes
Aline Riscado: he would think about it
Luisa Sonza & Vitão (a couple): he passes because it’s a couple
Tati Zaqui: he would think about it, and when Mazzafera pressures him into saying he’s already slept with her he stays silent, but I think it’s clear he’s slept with her
Tente (?): he passes
Pamela Drudi: he passes
Virginia & Ze Felipe (a couple): he passes
Dani: he would sleep with her
Jojo Todynho: he just wants to hug her because he thinks she’s very funny, he passes because they’re friends
Now out of all the girls he would sleep with (PEGO), he has to choose only 5. So he chooses: Mari Nolasco, Giovana Lancelotti, Vivi Wanderley, Dani and Carol Peixinho.
Mazzafera gives Ney 5 situations and he has to choose one girl for each:
He loves her for the rest of his life, but has to suffer because they’re always fighting -> Giovana
She is going to swap you with your biggest rival in football -> Carol Peixinho
She wants to have an open relationship -> Dani
Everything is going fine between the two, they will have a child together -> Mariana Nolasco
He can’t ever get an erection around her -> Vivi
Neymar’s reaction to the first situation had to do with Bruna, because he said that it has already happened to him, and many people now think that he still loves her.
Neymar’s disclaimer at the end: He’s basically saying that this is all jokes/fun game/not that serious, and calm down and don’t take it too seriously
Mazzafera then asks if he can sing a bit of a particular song, which he does, and after that they end the video.
Link to the video: XXX
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Neymar also has some appearances in Gil’s PPP with Mazzafera - you can hear his laughter in the background and he says at one point that he has a crush on Mariana Nolasco.
Gil’s video: XXX
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Just imagine how many more girls he has already slept with that weren’t mentioned in the video🤦♂️😂 Also “porra” is really his word, he says it almost after every sentence, also in his Twitch livestream (it means something like “f*ck”, kind of the same as caralho)
