#mcga sam

[fellatitledsmth]

MCGA SHITPOSTS PART 3 RAAAAA

[theshadeblindcolor]

Omg it’s her. I love Sam so much. She’s such a badass.

[blitz-and-hearth]

Alex: Aw fuck... Sam, I think I might be in love with Magnus

Sam: Yeah you think? You're literally doodling your wedding invitation!

Alex: No that's our joint tombstone

Sam: Ah... Of course. My mistake

[fellatitledsmth]

MCGA SHITPOSTS TO REVIVE FANDOM PART 2 RAAAH

Comfortest characters to ever character

[blitz-and-hearth]

Sam, trying desperately to teach her little family some survival skills: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous

Magnus: What if it bites me and it dies?

Alex: Then you’re poisonous, weren't you listening?

Blitzen: What if it bites itself and I die?

Hearthstone: That’s magic

Alex: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Hearthstone: That’s correlation, not causation

Magnus: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Alex: That’s kinky

Sam: Gods why do I even bother

[blitz-and-hearth]

Hearthstone: You can’t make everyone like you, you’re not Blitzen

Sam: What? Not everyone likes Blitzen

Hearthstone:

Hearthstone: ...Who doesn’t like Blitzen?

Sam: Uh-

Hearthstone: Names, Samirah. I need names

[blitz-and-hearth]

Magnus gets along so well with Sam because she reminds him of Annabeth. That's it that's the post

[expandoducks]

@ the anon that asked for bi sam: in a stroke of luck, i was about halfway through the sam set when i got that ask! here you go!